The Bonk

“He likes a shot from distance”

99.9%

Has winter descended on England? The crowd at Selhurst are all bundled up. Pouring down there, I realize, but it still looks hilarious in August.

and he comes out swinging!!

Looked like Ten Hag was blaming Zirkzee as they were walking off there. “Why were you in the way? This is all your fault.”

Just Brighton’s best attacking player and midfielder.

You love to see it.

They have a canny ability to self regulate any sort of sustained success.

"Pewer reygin' in me tent" They've had such a good start to the seyson too. Shame.

Luke's article seems out of date with this recent development: https://archive.is/A12zw "Hello Darkness!"

The Bronze Bomber?

He should wait until we close on Guehi, shave £65mil off the price.

You know it's bad when your agent sacks you. Whatever it is will leak soon.

That's a quality 'flicking of the V' photo to be immortalized in.

And forgetful too, doesn't change my opinion of him!

That is grim all around. An absolute monster to do that to a 2 year old.

Would rather keep him. Worth more to us as a backup than selling for some nominal fee:

@brummie you're such a sound bloke.

Mackems have some us pegged, that's for sure.

It's honestly baffling considering how shite we were for the entirety of Mike Ashley as owner. Coming as far as we have in a short amount of time seems to have entitled a portion of our support.

The first rule of Human Capital™️ is prioritization.

Seems to be towing the company line, though. If they're top half and doing decent in Europe, he'll still be there.

Todd found his mouthpiece, Maresca is perfect for those cunts.