The Bonk

Glasner too good for Palace?

that's a deep cut

You mean going from the lowest of blocks to the highest of lines is not feasible? IT'S WHO I AM, MATE.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/45671853/canada-jonathan-david-juventus-transfer-contract Eh? That’s like 100k a week. “Shit loads”

Why we were never in for Jonathan David is beyond me. He’s already looking the business at Juve.

Schade also plays LW, scored 11 goals last year. Brentford have attacking options, they're trying to get as much as they can for Wissa. They did the same with Mbeumo.

I mean, maybe? How do we know Liverpool still don't come in for him? Doesn't give him a gateway to being a complete cunt, though.

He'll be gone on the club's terms is what I'm seeing in all of this. As it should be.

Nuked him, man.

We are so back, baby. I've seen a lot of complaints on here about lack of communication from the club on operational and player issues, something needed to be said as this shit head has put himself above OUR club. It's a higher ground statement that's put him in his place and yet, kept him part of the family if he see's the error of his ways.

Tuck it back in, none of us want to see it.

No totally disagreeing with you, but how exactly is he responsible for Isak going full sulk mode? Also, he was right about our transfer process not being fit for purpose and has left us with no striking options. His approach and fit for the club was wrong, but he's not responsible for a situation Isak's created on his own.

Affirmed Romano as the clown he is.

Don't have Twitter, did the NUFC mob go off on him?

You knew it was coming at some point, though. So predictable once the club dug their heels in. "I'm very proud of myself, but....." Fuck you, dude.

Thought we'd get one from Wissa before this clown, but he we are, the LOOK HOW MUCH I'VE SUFFERED™️ written statement. We're at chapter 3 of the prat playbook, stay tuned for more!

Love the Upshot.

Better than the hopeless depression under Ashley!

It’s not happening as Eddie would have put him there instead of Gordon. (If you’re serious)

Me too, I always picture them arse to goal ready to punt the ball top shelf with their hind legs or bop it in with their snout.

I hope he writes a letter describing the broken promises and personal hardship that’s been inflicted on him from Brentford. Feels like a natural step from the social media purge. He and Isak can fuck right off.

Munoz teets have gone on safari.

Him and Savage together in a call in cunt off. I hate them both.

Same today with Forest. Screaming for the ball and creating when he has it. How many years left on his contract?