Yorkie

Just so you're not trawling back through pages. They screw up??

They really have made a complete cock-end of the whole thing. Not only announced it 12 hours too early, not only ruined their big fing altogether, but they couldn't even get a kit for the bastard to wear.

Could have been a really smashing kit that if it wasnt for the stupid piping on the shorts, and to some extent, the two knobs that hang down on either side. Wonder if the Adidas stripes are embroidered...

The whole front looks like a prototype tbh... You can see cut lines all over the place and like i say, the middle stripe's weird.

It actually looks like a photoshop tbh. You can see how the middle white stripe is totally off centre at the top.

Hahaha they fucked up! Stripes look weird at the top. Don't like how they stop dead like that. And what are thsoe weird knob looking things that hang down at either side? Hmm. Looks alright though, i reckon.

I've had four cups of coffee, just so i don't miss what the top of the shorts look like.

I know you did, I was really just commenting on the Heinze aspect. BTW, I think you're definitely better than Joint Last Best Writer! Thanks.

I agreed with you about him going to Man U.

And i'm not just referring to Huntington, there.

Tells you a lot, really.

Aye, he probably won't have to play very much anyway, once we've spent £73m on Crouch, Zigic, Huntelaar, Forlan and Babel... and, the summer wouldn't be complete with a bit of sickening sentiment, as we bring Sir Les back cos he 'knows the club'. Sibs won't get a look in.

That's a point actually... if United get Bale in - i'd live to see us go in for Heinze. Was class in his first season and is an Argentinian internaiontal regular - speaks for itself. Been played out of the team, some would say, but he'd still be heads and shoulders above Evra if it wasn't for the injury. Has experience and the quality, and i don't think United are fussed whether or not he leaves. Would hopefully be an option.

Yup, and if he doesn't end up there, his price will be inflated beyond all sanity because of it. I'd bet you any money, Southampton will try and squeeze as much money as they can out of Man Utd - knowing that wealthy clubs like Arsenal and Newcastle are also after him (even though we'd be wasting our time). It wouldn't surprise me at all if he went for something totally daft like £16m. Let the big boys have their fun with Bale while we sneakily get Baines in for half the cash, yet double the proven quality. Baines all the way.

Cue... Chopra's scored a gazillion goals in the Championship this year. We should never have let him go.

Could just go all out Vasco Da Gama. Ace kit.

Definitely like Crouch as a player, but would be - as i've said in every other 'big name' striker thread - it'd be a pointless waste of cash, bringing in a player with an infnalted price, who we don't need. And, like i've said in all the other threads: Viduka - on a free.

Not a cat in hell's chance that Milner will go. Unless of course the lad himself wants to leave, which you wouldn't really expect after such a good season for him. And it would be idiotic to let Solano go. Totally stupid. I'm fairly sure Roeder knows this. I honestly can't see Nobby leaving. I'd be willing to bet a hefty amount that Bramble will still be here by the time he is 30. If he doesn't go, i'll be gutted. He's not going to let Sibierski go either, cos i think Roeder likes him too much. Realistically, the only one that i can see realistically leaving is Bramble - but it wouldn't surprise me in the sligtest if he were to stay. 1, because there's still the tiniest glimmer of hope that he'll turn out to be a decent defender - well, most managers seem to think that anyway - i know i don't. And 2, we won't be able to get anyone in to 'replace' him.

Jesus Wept. We are 'linked' (at NOTW standard, that is) with Forlan every window. He was fucking toss in England.

Wouldn't be surprised if the away kit was white tbh. We've got a habit of making our away kits stupidly close to our homes, and they'll probably reckon it's black enough to do it. Blue and black faded stripes. Black with light grey trim. Cream white with thick dark blue stripe with black shorts. Grey and grey. Would like to see us go yellow or orange tbh.

Evidently not, mate! http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8260/bluecollartrimto6.png

Not sure. I don't like gay piping, especially when there's too much of it. Whatever happened to simple trims?

Surely white?

Alternatively, you could go to www.nufc.co.uk , but will post up anyway.

Will do.