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Brilliant from Gordon. Come on lads, playing really well here.

Ramsey having a great game.

Hall is so mint at getting out of those tight spaces

FUCKING FLATTEN HIM, JOE

Veesa was onside, everyone shut up

Ey up, tactical shift afoot.

Yeah it's like he's taking his eye off the pot, thinking about the next thing he's gonna do.

Enjoying our press tonight.

Veesah's first touch is always a bit heavy, like.

Wish that daft prick Matterface would decide what to call him, like. Not that it's either Vissa or Weesah. It's just Wissa, man.

Was expecting miss of the season based on the comments mind.

Would love to know what they're thinking. Seems to me the options are: Sign no one, do nothing Risky in the short-term but safeguards our summer position Buy no one, do a loan Relieves pressure in the short-term but probably gets us dubious quality and affects our summer position to some extent Buy a cheap prospect/gamble Relieves pressure in the short-term and could work out in the long-term; conversely, potentially leaves us saddled paying for someone we didn't rate that highly, impacts our summer position (Try to) buy a top target, likely overpaying to get them early Relieves pressure in the short-term and recruitment is in alignment with the vision; conversely, could be a repeat of the Guehi saga, and impacts our summer position (All options (apart from the first) have a 'recall Targett' add-on, which feels like a no-brainer at this point.)

If Eddie loves Newcastle as he says – spend some of his own money. He’s got enough. Management is about teamwork – why should it always be Steve Charlton? Buy all the gear. It’s still for sale. They’re in the bottom 15 & Howe is responsible. He picks the team.

I'm not sure Adidas would suddenly give us the same £90m they give to Man Utd just cos you bought four pairs of trackies instead of one.

I completely agree. Absolutely beyond me why anyone would pay £8 a month to listen to those gadgies go to the far end of a fart over every single topic.

Having to play potentially ten games just to reach the CL knockout 'proper' - and for the outcome still to be unknown right until the end of February - is an utter farce, like. Not an original point I know but the format really is fucking crap and hopefully unsustainable.

What a weird and unnecessarily barbed response.

Would be lunacy not to extend. Lascelles is finished. Schär is 34 and out of contract, Burn will be 34 later this season and is out of contract next year. We could do without having to recruit 3/4 CBs like. That's before we get onto the fact he's a class player and was demonstrating that he's arguably the best in the squad as recently as earlier this season.

It's honestly not that I wouldn't fancy us at Villa, it's just a massive pain the arse of a fixture at a very difficult time, when there was a huge opportunity for a (theoretical) breather. Macclesfield were still in the hat when we got pulled out ffs. That run of aways could kill the vibe just as quickly as the run of home ones has revived it. Absolutely ghastly schedule this year. Emotional reaction is just to say fuck it off if we get past Man City.

Got a lot to prove but no doubt this is brilliant news. There's a brilliant defender in there.

What a terrible fucking draw that is. Nightmare.

That's the spirit. I wouldn't take a draw because I believe we can win at SJP and hold them down there, but you probably don't sniff at anything that keeps you in the tie. Also never doubt this team's ability to step up. Burn will be a loss, mind. Fucking injuries.

Think Gallagher's wages were absolutely crackers whenever I looked. Probably why we're swerving a deal there especially given we signed Ramsey.

They're producing content every single day and if you're trying to find topics to fill 7-10 hours of content every week, you're bound to pick apart everything and therefore give disproportionate airtime to the negatives. I had a bash at podcasting a few years back and quickly learned that it wasn't for me because what I have to say cannot fill the minutes required to constitute meaningful content. "Everything's basically pretty good, isn't it?" I don't love the True Faith lot and feel like they talk quite a lot of shite quite a lot of the time, but I respect the effort to some extent.