Parky

Always used to make me laugh he insisted players go in those freezers after training.

How the fuck has Pardclaw swung this?

He's our best defender. I know Lascelles has been getting high praises but he's technically not as good as Lejeune and never will be. He's a good leader and reliable and will improve (might even play for Eng one day) but right now it isn't fair to single Lejeune out because we have a team with huge flaws. It also takes def from another league half a season to a season to come up to speed.

He has improved and no doubt will be a good player in 2/3 seasons but the money would have been better spent on a striker.

2/3 players in Jan (striker who scores) and all will be well. If we don't buy we're gone. It's all in our hands. We have one of the best managers in the league by any measure.

Maybe people have been getting onto him about 'boring football'. We don't have the players for a 442 and expansive football he knows that and always knew that. He knows.

In July we needed a striker and an AM and we still do. You can't skimp on creative or attacking players in this league. Chances are rare in games. You can organise around the other positions with coaching and drilling but for making and creating goals you have to spend the money. Watford have power and pace and are now super organised. You could see the will drain out of our players when the second goal went in. Could have been 5/6.

Albino 7 fouls.

Are the players on strike?

That's the albino's 5th foul.

You have to kick it onto his leg for him to score.

Do the subs.

Joselu needs taking off. He personally destroys any attacking moment that might involve him.

Game over.

Manq and Joselu are easily our worst players game after game.

Felliani v Shelvey fight is on.

Total disaster coming up. They needed a manager who has an instant impact.

They wouldn't train if the day had a vowel in it.

Cheeky away win with Mou moaning about it for weeks.

Apparently they sent the wrong brother.

The fitness coach was the former Croatian handball team fitness bloke. True story. Apparently got the job cause they were lovers at school.

Fixture congestion and injuries yet to come. Nature of the PL.

This Mikhitariyan never seems to perform.

Joselu looks bereft of confidence and nowhere near PL quality so think the evil one might be worth some pitch time...If not anything else puts some fear into defences.

If you aren't allowed to buy a striker you don't score goals.