Parky

It means Jonas (been useless for months) or Perch continue with Cabaye for another month.

Does that make sense? not to me It needs a rich, sickly sauce.

Don't understand that. Don't they want money? Ready the nukes!

WTF where would we find our players then? France. Just with extra limbs and more eyes. Super keepers tbh

WTF where would we find our players then? Hunger Games.

Hardly, we'd never sign another player. Yeah but we won't have to pay for Moussa and Moupa.

Nuke france.

What in the name Enid Blyton is this shit!! Sign the fukcer now! We need him asap. He'll be worth 20m after a couple of seasons anayway.

What's dead in the water? Redknappppp.

what if he's already flew in ? Then its alright innit.

If he doesn't fly in tomorrow it's dead in the water.

Just get them to sign something as soon as you meet them.

Break out the nukes. Sick of France.

Good start for the Poch.

still think Carroll will be back in summer. I really fucking hope not. You've been Pardewed!!

Be funny if he outscored Remy.

He's only tiny. i'm not even sure it's a yogurt pot, more a top hat for dave to wear and welcome our new french signings like those that take a senegal flag to the match. No it's a new roof for his pixie house.

He's only tiny.

Dave has spoken. N.O. reputation is now on the line.

I am a bit worried about this too. It will eventually become a weakness if only French players will join us. Clique-forming at some level is inevitable once you go beyond a certain number. If we end up signing all of Gouffran, Mbiwa, and Sissoko, it is even reasonable to expect that English be the primary language on the training ground anymore? Pardew has said they all have to speak in English whilst at training. That will obviously be the cast policy-wise, but once the French players start outnumbering the non-French ones you have to wonder how easy that would be to enforce. Yeah I totally see where you are coming from with that. Just wanted to point out that Pardew has already addressed it as it has been pointed out as a concern by the media. The thing is that they might speak English at the training ground but probably very little away from it as the French players will probably socialise together and not use that much English. We've already heard new players say language is not a problem in a game because they can speak French to each other. Some players will be lazier than others at learning English especially if there are a lot of French speakers around them - they'll just do enough to get by. I heard Santon interviewed recently and his English is far superior to Cabaye's because he obviously spends most of his time with local people. I remember a comment by Cabaye saying that he was looking forward to understanding English well enough so that he could understand the banter and humour in the dressing room. I can imagine it will be the non-French speakers that will be the ones feeling they are missing out on the joke these days. Don't care if they speak aramaic as long as they can play a bit.

The idiot would probably put it on 0.

Said 8th don't know if that's still possible.

I turn the tide mate. My reseouces have been a little downgraded in saving us from relegation.

We'll get nothing at Villa from what I saw of them yesterday and then lose the next two. If then he's not sacked we're down. He has to go. 2 wins in 18 games isn't good enough.

I honestly believe and as mad as this sounds the team would play better if he wasn't at the ground on match day.