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Honestly is this made up? It can't be real.

The Boot room tactical talk. Apocalypse Now: Brando to Sheen - 'Are my methods unsound?'

Rodgers ensconed in the dark recesses of Melwood: Apocalypse Now: Brando as Kurtz" you're an Errand boy for grocery store clerks!

We're moving into the realms of the surreal.

Seems full of confidence and a good crosser.

We're generally crap at them unless Saylor creeps in at the back.

They were both immense for England in their day.

Quick find summat else we can throw at him!

Alaways been pretty lazy and very tempremental - one game good three games average. No doubting his technique and his brilliance mind. Like most Italians will overcharge if they think you're a bit drunk.

They've locked the Rodgers thread. It begins.

Got a bit of an Orwellian look about it. Big Brother.

We need to go religious wid it.

That's pretty Hitleresque tbf.

Rodgers is probably just beginning to realise this is a tricky gig. Think he was misled at the end of the summer with the transfer dealings which show the Americans have a cap on spend. Quite how Liv will dig themselves out of this without AGAIN spending big I don't know. But it's pretty clear the money isn't there and Rodgers is going to have to build from within which will take at least 3 seasons; he has till Christmas. The next three games might actually seal his fate. No proper goalscorer Ageing star player No anchor in midfield Micro teens on the wings Right back at left back Once good keeper now a shadow of himself Egomaniac for a manager with a massive 300 page 'pholosophy' version of Mein Kampf in Irish.

He will start scoring again it's just that it looks like it will take a while to get the vibe back.

They seem fairly divided on Rodgers. Like the fact he plays youth and says the right things - needs time and so on...The other school think he hasn't achieved anything to deserve the Liv job and he needs to start winning games.

Smiles too much.

That pen fiasco changed the whole mood. We were really going up the gears at that point. Madness to let Cisse take it. Harper - 8 Perch - 7 Santon - 7 Taylor - 7 Williamson - 7 Jonas - 7 Ben Arfa - 9 Anita - 7 Cabaye - 4 Cisse - 3 Ba - 8

How did we make such hard work of that game?

There will be loads caught out who left Hazza as ©

Drafted in Berba and Ba ©