Parky

He clearly doesn't have any answers. It's been like this for ages.

Look forward to it.

Worried

Sitting too deep.

Musn't sit back.

Need another goal.

Distribution from the back is pitiful.

Why are we tryihg to sit back?

Some good football early doors.

The Willo nightmare begins...

Pards don't want it.

Just get that Brendan Rodgers bloke. Enough already.

It'll probably be a shambles and hope Ba scores game.

By all means do it, but what was the point in making it public? If you believe the English players are superior put your money where your mouth is and pick them. Otherwise shut up! He was 'surprised'.

Pards and his pr scams. Genius.

It's cause the europeens are lazy-workshy-preening-starlets-who sleep in the afternoons and eat snails.

Completely correct.

Cause none of then have got near the ball for abiout half an hour.

Imagine how much better they would be if they just kicked it down the middle and got two big black men to run after it?

Beautiful how they rarely panic.

Fulham 0 Barca 'B' 1

But that would mean them abandoning their rigid defensive postional instructions. Like when Ameoibi comes on and shouts and points at Cab and Tiote to stay back. It's insane that this side peppered with full internationals is worrying about beating a bunch of potato farmers at home.

Somewhere there is a tactical book with one page that reads 'hoof it down the middle'. It's a book lost in the mists of time, back around the mid-80's. Legend says the one who finds the book and uses it wisely will hypnostise his followers.

I don't like all this timewasting either. Creates a fear factor and makes the opp feel superior immediately.