Parky

All they did was get in a real football manager. Not rocket science.

This also means Hull will crush Burnley.

How does a striker with no right foot have a left side box starting position? It's insane. Even if he turns he shoots with the wrong foot.

Made sure he was offside and then skies from 2 inches to be sure. Camel.

Lukaku wonderkid.

Will end up back in the Belgian league in a couple of years. What absolute rubbish. I know mate. Mou saw through it in 5 min. This is his mind...I have no right foot so my starting positon will be left side of the box.

Will end up back in the Belgian league in a couple of years.

Martinez plays one striker against relegation candidates. Lukaku is completely isolated.

It's been coming. Everton lethargic nonsense and no ideas.

Shufafu demonstrating the carthorse turn.

Lukaku only needed to toe poke it.

Not sure what all the hype about Martinez was.

Can see Everton losing this. When Martinez starts doing loads of arm movements you know they're in trouble.

Shufafu.

Avengers the Age of Ultracrock.

Chuck loads of white envelopes on the pitch on Sat.

Has to be played drifting in from a forward left position for our last three games.

Cuntollini.

It'll come down to beating QPR. That's a 50-50 at best.

Bernard chips in, although how he has access to the mind of Garde is a mystery. That last caller was brilliant...You can tell they all pulled back when he kicked off.

They've hardly got any players to put on the pitch. No amount of 'correspondence' will negate the nightmare that is coming.

The only thing I find incredible is that some morons will fall for it. Aye that's what I mean tbh, it's incredible that they think they can get away with it and some will still go for it. Anyone with a brain who has been paying the slightest bit of attention will realise that they're now trying to play it both ways in the most shameful way possible. Their "charm offensive" the last few days has been some of the worst stuff yet, they've gone from being silent to openly lying to and manipulating people yet again for their own means and it's fucking rank. This is just blind panic now. They're worried about relegation, losing millions and millions of pounds, losing exposure for SD, losing their investments (players) cheaply in a fire-sale, poor season ticket sales and supporter unrest in the stands for West Brom and West Ham. They're staring down the barrel atm and the thick fuckers have only just realised it. Eight off the bounce and NOW they start floundering about looking to spin it to the idiots. Knock the onus of responsibility back in the court of the fans, "get us out of this please because we've not got a fucking clue how to deal with this shit". It's pitiful, shameless and pathetic the lengths these cunts will go to to hide, deflect and distort things to absolve themselves of blame and responsibility. The alarm bells are deafening and they're like a drunk in the dark, fumbling around trying to turn them off but failing spectacularly. Their incompetence, arrogance and stubborn refusal to deal with the situation in January has caused this mess. How fucking dare they beg for support from the very people they've shit on for the last few years. Fuck them, the club is going down in flames and I want to watch the show. The hotter and brighter the inferno the better, torch the fucking lot of them. Top post as usual.

New low no. 23454.

Degs played in an academy, I was far too rubbish for that. My experience only comes from School and Sunday league level. It was just an interesting insight from Degs, that the same way of thinking goes from that bottom level I and a lot of others have played, right through to academies of Premier League Football clubs. It's ridiculous really. I know we're talking about Carver and not the whole country, but it is a more general UK problem. We have a lot of 'good football men' of very low IQ that have a big say in the opinions of the average person here. They get TV time and Newspaper articles to air their views and have influence as to what the average armchair fan thinks. This permeates right through our Football. I just don't imagine Merson for instance getting much air time to influence anybody's views in any country but the UK. There are some very intelligent Football people in the UK, but they're often marginalised and their simply aren't enough well qualified coaches here to get the modern game ideas across to young players. Isn't it the case that we only have about 10% of the Uefa qualified coaches Germany has? So we have a lot of people not even qualified to that level (that even Carver can manage) coaching our kids? It's no wonder that all they learn is to kick it forward as fast as possible. I can guarantee my child playing in the U12 here in Germany gets better coaching than anyone at NUFC.

85% of English football is a complete waste of time. Might as well just arm wrestle the result.