Parky

It's just digits on a screen, forget about it.

What's up with this Pastore? Seems totally ineffectual.

Nah, people have short memories. I wonder how many West Ham fans are singing songs in praise of Allardyce despite West Ham's early season form? Palace will be sussed nxt season, once he has to start tinkering with the side Pardew will inevitably end up doing daft stuff. Also they're bound to lose either Bolasie or Zaha or both in the summer and then the game will be up.

The diving will start now.

Pardroy.

This will go on while the elite PL clubs continue to field teams full of players who don't qualify for Eng.

All our dreams made real.

There will be a war chest for the summer any idiot can see that.

They still haven't got a striker that can make the difference at this level. 170m sitting in the bank.

The players are the problem. One the piss every night.

It'll start with little things like portraits of him springing up around the ground...

You're broken innit?

Those sunken eyes are unnerving.

Navas puts in a good cross about once a game and Fernandinho and Fernando would be better suited to the Eurovision song contest.

come on. Hart isn't a top GK. One of Mangala/Demichelis has to start, neither is a top quality CB. Kompany is over-rated Fernando/Fernandinho is uninspiring I don't know for sure but can Aguero play up top by himself? On paper are they much better than Arsenal? They could improve the manager certainly. But the team needs a refresh imo. Down that spine. They need players at least on the level of their star men as partners. Nasri, Dzeko etc. are very good players but they need lads in that bracket above. By the way - i'm just talking about being as good as the first Mourinho Chelsea team, the dominant Man Utd teams, Real, Bayern, Barca. that top level where you can sleep walk into a CL semi-final most years. Any team that wins the league 2 out of 3 years is a very good team but to get to the next level. They aren't good enough. Next level being back-to-back league titles, consistently running deep into the CL. Lot of baggage like Nasri (a boring Hba who goes sideways till sideways becomes the new forward). Unless Yaya really tears up a game they struggle, them midfield is absolute poop for an elite side.

Pedigree Chum's latest concept flavour? Pellegrini Chum?

Been going steadily downhill for a couple of years now. We need two first team CD's in the summer, we'll probably get one.

Exterminate.

I never understood the hype around Jovetic. Lanky, awkward idiot. Aguero coming deeper and deeper...Too many players passing the buck.

Ramsey had the wrong team out. 3-5-2 with def wingers and Yaya and Austin upfront. Throw long balls at the mixer. Would have coasted it.

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Obertan special.

I can't compute this.