Parky

Williamson, just mistake after mistake.

Tbf Ajax got shot when he started to go semi-crock.

Think most people are aware the Dutch league is fairly weak. The national team is quite good tho and play well at tournaments.

Might as well put a washing line across the pitch and hang a shirt on it and move it side to side. That's pretty much Anita, although the shirt might have more presence.

Problem is though, his new team haven't been fully Pardewed yet so they're still playing with a bit of freedom and passion. Our lot have been Pardewed and now Carvered. No human can survive that double whammy! Their minds must be gello by now.

Is this stuff really happening? Christ!

Working out how much he weighs.

N'Zonzi made both of them look like idiots the whole match. Was everywhere, loads of ball contact and strode forward imperiously at will.

He's been improving by increments game by game. Has contributed moments of note in every game the last few weeks.

Shola own goal nailed on.

This is the one game Pards will fuck up. Relax.

See when Crouch came on, word should have gone out to double up on him as long balls to the back stick were going to be incoming. Nothing happened...Janmaat just watched the ball with Crouch standing next to him all the way into the net. Absolute woeful nonsense. We're going to get clattered after we lose to Palace with some tough games coming.

I mean the free kick should have just been passed around at the back with Krul scratching his arse before a big hoof and everyone behind the ball. 3 points.

That was the moment we looked like a pub team.

Same old striker, CB problem we've had now for 3 years.

Stoke only went up a gear when they went behind. Dread to think if they'd played like that from the start.

City have been a total shambles. They need to get rid of Belgrano.

5 times now Nasri fiddles with the ball and ends up passing it backwards.

The West Ham supporters have pressured fat Sam into changing his stlye, without them it would never have happened. He's just a fat Pulis and yet another crap British coach in a long line of football heathens at the summit of our game that are on a merry-go-round of shitness. English football remains two decades behind any other European national team precisely because it is jammed with suits and old men from a bygone era (the FA).

Pardew will not be a PL manager one's he gets the boot from Palace ever again. He will never again get the lottery win of being our manager at any other PL club ever. He is simply a total fake, knows very little about the modern game, is more defensive than a Russian chess player and has the charisma of a serial killer.

The greater society has also been dumbed down to the extent that almost anything is classed as entertainment now.

Deep Fried Rangers.

Ashley cooks up a new nightmare by the week it seems.

Zaha can't hide he's deflated to be back at Palace.

Rangers our feeder club.