ScottishMagpie

I know I'm just moaning now but any chance we could get a co-commentator that doesn't detest us and doesn't rejoices at the goals scored against us

This every fucking time. Bet Pardew will be fucking clueless how to even attempt to turn this around. Can see Elliot being subbed and Anita going in goal.

Even if Pards was in charge of N Korea they'd tell him to feck off with his BS patter.

So is this what Pards was talking about when he mentioned putting on good performances?

Thoughts and prayers with him and wish him a speedy and full recovery.

That it has taken 2 years to come to that conclusion for some is beyond me. We won´t improve with this man it´s a fact. Look...I'm slow okay but I get there in the end!

Even if his view was blocked of the act of gbh that was commited it doesn't take fucking brian cox to work out the way the ball was travelling and the two players coming together pre-blockage to the aftermath with our player screaming in agony with his knee cap at a right angle to think "mmm...there might of at least been a foul commited"....

70 mins and only 1 shot on target against a rookie keeper says it all for me. That type of performance happens way too often for it to be the players fault.

Did anyone see him actually leave the pitch?

Pards must fancy AC's mum.

watch perch come on to 'shore things up' now....

Dunno what the stats are on possession but even when they didn't have the ball they were controlling the game. Not been impressed with Anita so far. Cisse's not having a good game either but starved of service and when he his he doesn't really add much. On the plus side Saylor has been fantastic.

Got a hard-on over that line up.

April 30th 1988 - home match against Oxford Utd. We won 3-1 thanks to Lormor, O'Neill & Goddard. I was 10yrs old. Stood in the paddock area in front of the main stand near where the away fans were caged. There was "only" 16k in attendance but my main memory is the noise and also watching the nutters in the Gallowgate end. I was hooked!

Fucking WOO-HOO!!!!!

their goalie looks quite handy at dealing with crosses so what's with the game plan of sticking it in his hands at every opportunity?

Another chance for Pardew to show me he's got what it takes to manage this club.

Tiote you fucking muppet!

Got to PLAN B..... (repeat) go to PLAN B!!!

only been watching since start of the second half but Cisse ain't adding anything to the mix here.

Well done lads!!

What happened before the game like?

That Christaldo's a little runt. Pity Tiote wasn't playing so he could destroy him.

See Pards telling him to 'fuck off'?

Krul again?! Fantastic save!