ScottishMagpie

Cross the fucking ball!!! How hard is it?

we're gonna run out of space on the back of tracksuit tops for all the names...

it's okay tho. we can bring on that new right back we bought....oh, hang on.....

Where the fuck is Yohan? Is he even playing? Way too reliant on HBA. As soon as he gets the ball everyone seems to just stand and watch.

ps. that's how to cross a ball! maybe schedule in a couple of hours next week on trying this on the training ground.

Fuck!!!

Get well soon Raylor What leg was it that he injured? could we just 'borrow' his right leg?

Any of our players crossing!

Makes me wonder what we'd be like if we had an Andy Carroll type player up top....

Hazard on course to solve crisis in syria at this rate according to the commentator!

"I've just got her phone number!"

Pards got sent off on purpose....

You shot my speckled jim!!!!

Not sure why but I'm poorless after reading this one! Fell off my chair in the office.

Well done to all the players, staff and board. Fantastic season beyond what anyone expected. Major opportunity now to push on. With a few choice additions 3rd place could be comfortably ours.

doctor. She could give me a physical any time she wants. No wonder Drogba goes down all the time.... wanting her to run on with a bucket and sponge.

Carroll's just pretending he's playing in black and white stripes! That's the only logical explanation.

? Sorry.... was talking about Peacock's goal.

Haha....I remember the 5-1 result against Man U at half time...dog leash was a pundit in the studio and was saying the linesman/ref couldn't have seen 100% if the ball crossed the line then it shouldn't have been given. Wonder if he'll stand by that after this match should that prove costly for them.

Just watched the highlights on NUFC TV and apparently in the play prior to Cisse's goal Wor Shola got the better of a "Davide Santon"!! Didn't notice that switch myself!

Well done shola!

ya fucking beauty!!!!!

Has Pards got money on us being 1-0 up at half-time or something? We seem to be playing like we don't want to try and score a second!

Ya fecking beauty!!!!

I blame Simspon! Dunno what for(yet)....just thought I'd get in there first today.