ScottishMagpie

Please don't!! You just know that's how the press will spin it. Rafa left us and Ashley's dug into his own pocket and go get the man he wanted. Not SB's fault, hometown club, last chance blah blah blah. Now that he's got rid of the forrin bloke who plays politics and who got rid of super spy Carr we can reassemble the avengers to take on all comers. I was between laughing and crying earlier, now the rage is barely containable. no cunt better speak to be in the wrong way today at work otherwise I'm going postal.

Today? Yip! on the 'news' page! Trying to sweep it under the carpet already!

Ha! on the official website it's not even the headline article. Renew your season ticket is!! Fuck this fraud!! Today the day NUFC died.

Is there going to a press conference? edit: or is there too much 'hard work' to be done? :-)

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. All aboard the train to shitsville!!

"Newcastle have revived their interest in Hoffenheim striker Joelinton and Magpies owner Mike Ashley is prepared to release £36m for the 22-year-old Brazilain. (Mail)." Taken from the BBC gossip page. Boils my piss so much!!!! The page is full of other clubs transfer rumours but the Newcastle one is the only one that mentions the owner of the club being "prepared to release" money for a transfer. Other clubs go about their business normally but we're the only ones that have to wait on money being released by the fat cunt of an owner.... and press/other folk don't get what we're aggrieved about? :rant: :rant:

Because people have pointed out that 3/4 of the cancelled tickets haven't been flagged as available. Sorry, didn't see that. If that's the case then happy days!! Stick it right up them!!

Some right fucking melts in our numbers so there is. Not you! the caller!!

Clicked on a few random areas....not as many available as i thought there would be.

Just involves checking his gag reflex for Mike. Human centipede style.

Nobody wants him here plus this job will destroy him. What the king 'suffered' isn't going to be anything compared to what he's gonna be faced with when he comes in.

I'm praying SWFC play hard fuckers and refuse to budge. Don't let the snivelling cunts away with it.

Thanks. So come the end of the season Bruce will end up owing the club money.

Apologies, trying to catch up... Where does the £1million salary come from?

Was kinda hoping it was a toon fan that confronted him.

So we've "approached" swfc for permission to talk to the walking cabbage and been that was granted, we've had talks with him but we've not gone back to "approach" the subject of compensation?

If there's been no approach to SW, how have they (NUFC) allegedly been able to talk to him and agree his terms? That's the question that's been rattling about my brain today......

Wonder if we'll see us score again...... Ever!

Just read that Ryder fluff piece.... I'm away to take some mind altering drugs.

Arrggghhhhh this is gonna cause me sleepless night. On what fucking planet to you get rejected by these 'candidates' who were before bruce and not for one second stop, think and ask yourself "why are these people saying 'no' to this great job, what is it about our offer that's turning them off? Maybe we should review our proposal".... FUCK even Sam Allardyce said NO! Lets take a moment and let that sink in...… even that piece of scum said fuck off. But we've got 'one of our own' now who's a 'really nice guy' who's just here to 'sort the mess that Rafa left us in'. Does my fucking box in!!!

Ever since I've been in the job Jack has been a vital member of the squad, not just on the pitch with his yellow cards and last minute free kicks but also on the training ground putting cones out and collecting up the bibs.... so I've decided to strip jamjar of the captaincy and hand it to my wee ginger pal. Presentation will take place in the centre circle prior to Saturday's relegation 6 pointer against the mighty Sheffield Utd. Hiway the lads!

Lock this thread please.

Still space on the 1300 to Utter Despair if you hurry. I'm onboard! Onboard? I'm driving the fucker..... right off a cliff!!

Is this a fucking joke? It actually happening? Don't want to hear any of this back the manager pish. Want to make him cry in the dugout and that's just at the pre-season friendlies.