S.S.R.

We're going to demolish them and the tabloids will go into hype meltdown.

Sepp Blatter's better brother in a bit of bother

Different side with Jags and Cahill.

Smalling makes Jones look like Beckenbauer

A cheap free-kick? They're free by definition.

On comes chin-hammock beard.

Wilshire is made of fibre glass. Every challenge a career-ender

To be fair, you'd go a bit mental too if someone tried to cripple you in a friendly right before the World Cup.

Lampard there, sticking out like a middle-aged bloke with a paunch trying to dance along to My Chemical Romance at Leeds Festival.

He must have a foot like a traction engine.

Smalling, you fucking clown.

Stay classy, Equador.

Foster with the 'not bad' face.

BANG and the dirt is gone.

Finally, Smalling does something right.

Something slightly Gazza-esque about Barkley.

Barkley, ffs

Like watching Brazil. The film.

Bramble in goal for them?

Aye, that Milner at right back was a great idea.

Just brings up Paddy Power for me.

Chiles: "There's nothing wrong with a bit of man love in the circumstances." It's never wrong you fucking potato.

Casillas lifts the trophy even though the team won it despite him.

He really should learn to like himself. So much in his own shell.