S.S.R.

Odds? A little under 3/1 Pretty shite, tbh.

Where have all the good men gone And where are all the Gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?

£8 on Barca to win the league, Real to win the Champions League and Arsenal to win the FA Cup. That's me done until the World Cup.

Valladolid equalise. Another £30 goes up in smoke. Fuck off. Real and PSG costing me £100 tonight. Cheers. Fucking cursed tonight. Two games where someone's equalised in the last five minutes and PSG not bothering to turn up.

Fucking despise Rennes. Cost me in the cup final, now beating PSG away. Fuck off Rennes.

Blatant pen for PSG. Ref ignores it. Rigged to fuck.

I think they've already clinched the title.

PSG getting beat at home.

£10 on Monaco @ just over evens, 0-0 before the hour mark. Edit: 1-0. Printing money at that price. Edit: 1-1 Totally against the run of play. The Curse of the Betting Thread

Had £5 @ 7/1 on Man Utd, Napoli, Metz and Dijon to score first goal. Metz and Dijon score within seconds of each other.

Nice one

Steve Bruce: "Ryan, old pal, I've got a cup final coming up and my team won't try too hard if yours doesn't."

Italian football is about as real as WWE Looking at Man Utd's teamsheet, I can tell whose girlfriends were sucking off Ryan Giggs this afternoon.

Thank fuck I swerved betting on Italian teams tonight.

I remember that like it was yesterday. It was a lemonde-flavoured alcopop, wasn't it?

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Great end to the Sociedad game.

Fat Bastard, Austin Powers and Scott Evil.

Valerenga to score third goal, Lazio to score third goal, Odense to score first goal. £5 returned £30 Chelsea Youth to win (when they were 3-2 down), Liverpool to score second goal, Juve to win £2.50 returned £33 and Liverpool provided some comedy. Great night. Sociedad @ evens with 40 mins to play. Tempted. Granada a man down. Sociedad a man down.

Suarez on the phone to his agent under that shirt.

Suarez

It's like that night in Istanbul. Snigger.

AC Milan: "See how you fucking like it!"

MICHAEL THOMASSSSSSSSS