S.S.R.

More of a poisoned chalice than a bad manager.

Same

Reading letting me down on about three bets. After the Yeovil debacle I should never bet on them.

So if Everton win their game in hand, Man Utd are nine points from Europe with only seven games to play?

Arsenal/Everton/Burnley/Reading £1 returns £15 25p on Burnley (Vokes to score), Arsenal (Ox to score), Everton (Lukaku to score), Man City (Navas to score) returns £90 25p on Man Utd bts and Newcastle bts returns £7.50

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Brooks was here. So was Red Card.

10-man Basel 2-1 up. Fuck off

Beautifully-timed pass

10 minutes to go Spurs were 2-1 up, like. Ok a few minutes before that. Same difference. £10 on Napoli to qualify/Salzburg

I had a fiver on Benfica, Juve and Valencia. Ten minutes to go I was winning. Fuck you Benfica.

Well done.

Someone out of Fleetwood Mac concerned at possible away goal.

Fuck sake Dortmund

Don't think so. See. Lisa, no one likes a gloater.

Quality.

Three yellows in ten minutes?

Man Utd and Fellaini to score 77p @ 11/2 wins a fiver (refunded if Man Utd qualify) Man Utd -1 and Dortmund bts £1.84 @ wins a tenner Man Utd and Dortmund £2.39 wins a fiver Edit: Fellaini on the bench. Fiver on Man Utd to qualify

The Curse! It lives!

3-2

Every single one losing.

QPR, Bournemouth, Wigan, Chesterfield, Shrewsbury, Wolves

It'll be like Hull away, where we'll expect a tough game without taking into account how shit the other side might play.

Udinese score to make it 3-2. Bricking it.

http://funkyvideo.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/0124.jpg Woking accident