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Offside does matter. If there's a deflection or the ball pings around, someone can knock it in from a yard away. I've always wondered why teams don't have some kind of strategy on walls. Why not just half of them jump? Can't you have someone lying on the ground behind the wall, so when the rest jumps, he's lying there covering in case it's a low one?

Second the one who said about being in Newcastle. On me way in to the pub where i work....gonna have to take a Fucking lot of shit. Just want to sit down with a few beers and get hammered by myself.

Fucking hell, what a fucking horrible, horrible 45 minutes. Every-fucking-thing went wrong. Terrible substitutions from Pearson, terrible decisions from the refs. Feel fucking sick.

sounds like a decent team. Wouldve liked Emre ahead of Smith, but thatll do

Which one?

To be fair to Mort, it's well possible that they had aproached either Redknapp or his agent and was told that he was very interested, before they sacked Allardyce and then Redknapp changed his mind. Fair play to Redknapp as well, he's made the right choice. It's very interesting to see where it goes from here

Fucking hell, I did not see this coming. Even though I didn't want Harry, this is bad news IMO. Shearer looking very likely now.

Any news from the last hours? I'm at work and don't have time to read through the thread

Very good post janitor!

Is it just me, or is it a bit strange that the club has said absolutely NOTHING? All we've had is a small article saying that Allardyce has left on mutual terms, but that's it. I'm not complaining really, I think I'd rather have this than Shepherds gloating, just think it's a bit odd

Every time I see "refuses" in the thread-title I think it's that he's refused to sign a contract with us

Fuck

I feel sick

I agree with the OP. Though it may seem likely that something is going on with Redknapp, given how many papers are reporting it, by now we should've seen something more concrete on the matter.

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today No you didn't, you didn't have a clue who it was going to be. On the plus side, mate, there's only a few who do. Of course I didn't have a proper clue, that doesn't mean I didn't THINK there wasn't anyone who was in pole-position. Glad you shared! What's up your arse?

Have a feeling you may very well be right

Not very nice reading. Good thing is that they don't have a clue.

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today No you didn't, you didn't have a clue who it was going to be. On the plus side, mate, there's only a few who do. Of course I didn't have a proper clue, that doesn't mean I didn't THINK there wasn't anyone who was in pole-position.

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today

Last game last season, can't even remember who it was against. After we had sacked Roeder and didn't have a replacement yet. This is a close second though.

Putting words in his mouth tbh. I bet the question was: "Do you think Alan Shearer would be a good coach for Newcastle?". Martins wouldn't say "BRRRAAAAAAAAP, NO".

Just came in to this thread to say the same thing. Of course, we don't know how much truth there is that in those quotes that says Allardayce was sacked for his boring football or how much weight Ashley really puts into it (he can't be daft enough to say no to Mourinho because his football isn't sexy enough, can he?)

Find it a bit strange that Mort has always said that we're looking for a long-term solution etc, everything he's has made a whole lot of sense. Up til now. Talks about sacking the manager for us wanting to play more attractive football doesn't really make much sense to me. Fair enough, we've been utter, utter garbage this season, but the sacking is a total contradiction from all that Mort has said previously. Btw, I'm still not decided on whether I agree with the sacking or not. If we have a top-drawer lined up, then it was the right thing to do, if not we should've sticked with Sam

What the fuck are you doing back here?