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Fucking hell, another lovely goal!

Didn't Keegan praise Ameobi after the Bolton game? Might get to start, though I hope not.

Bramble-esque defending for the equaliser. Been a poor game so far, IMO.

Couldn't really do much against that, tbh.

1-0 Tunisia. Good goal

Faye and Beye both playing for Senegal now

This and the media would probably be my answers.

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Newcastle_United/images/newcastle_united_1991-1993-beh.gif Rank, tbh. From 93, they're okay though.

The shirts from the early 90s are fucking awful Love the 99-2000 kit though.

What about Park or Lee? Might be difficult to maneuver proper martial arts moves, but if they did, it would be well handy! PS. Yes, all Asians know martial arts. FACT.

Entertaining game this

Put some decent crosses in, aye. Can't believe how much of Cameroons game depended on him though, all the time in the second half, all they did was to give it Geremi and let him cross it towards Etoo or Idrisso (?? don't remember what he was called)

Assist by Geremi. Etoo scored

Swedish commentator said he's only played one game this season. Can't be happy with his situation

Are you watching, Keegan?

Fucking hell! Another cracker!

Aye, he's been great so far in this game.

2-0. Great goal

1-0 Egypt

Handball on Geremi, penalty Egypt Edit: no, it wasn't Geremi.

Geremi playing RB for Cameroon vs Egypt now

I wasn't being serious with those three knackers. See my first post on page 1. Of course you weren't being serious. I still had to comment on it though.

So just you and Jenas after the other two pulls their hamstrings while walking into the bar? And you questioned Alan Smith EDIT: Thinking about it, it's quite likely that Smith would be suspended from even entering the bar to begin with

All mouth and no cock Think he could batter the shit out of a few people actually.

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