Nobody

That's the summer transfer budget gone then.

Look at all the stands collapsing all over the world and its easy to see why they've come to this conclusion

That's pretty much what the Southampton fans were saying this time last year, maybe he does play really boring football.

Class finish tbf

The Madrid Derby has been class so far.

Linesman thought the ball would go out, but when it doesn't, he panics and gives offside instead.

500/1 to go down

I smell clickbait

Argh you cunt, I wanted to start this

Playing well here.

The popcorn you get in the cinema compared to the ones you get in the shops are so much better. Definitely team Stif here.

According to the On the Continent podcast, Ronald's foot is 7ft2 over the ground when he hits the ball

Sticking with this prediction, therefore... I don't think you understand the poll then

No, that's exactly what he's saying

They've arguably been better since he left.

Don't think the Liverpool - City tie is dead at all, especially if Salah is injured for the return leg, even if City don't get a goal here.

That pass from Messi to Suarez

Ramos suspended for the second leg

Fuck me, what a miss

Just seen the Mané non-red card at the weekend. As bad a decision you'll see from any ref this season, how does he not get his second yellow man?

We're 50/1 to get relegated and 9/2 to finish in the top half.

Aye, that's really good tbf

Problem with the Italy penalty yesterday is that he's already going down before there's accidental contact.

Vardy needs to start together with Kane IMO. Must be an absolute nightmare to play against.