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Doesn't mean much, going by that.

Show me where I've advocated any support for the long ball game. If Atsu plays all season with either Anita or Yedlin at full back then we'll be in for a long long season. People have either not been to the actual games or played to any standard if they can't or simply don't want to understand my point. Either way looks like he's signing so we'll see. Why are you talking about Anita? Because Championship teams have been hitting long diagonal balls attacking our right hand side having identified it as a weakness and to be fair they've had some fairly cheap success as a result. There's people on here making smart arse comments who believe that Atsu is 5ft 8 and therefore isn't that small and that a combination of him in front of Anita/ Yedlin would be fine in the PL. To me that would be inviting trouble. Anyway looks like he's signing, hopefully as back up (unless we strengthen behind him and he progresses) but I just hope that the 6M we spend doesn't stop us buying quality down the line. Wish I could fuck off back to the '90's, I had a great time. Anita won't here next season though.

I've posted on them before. Right the top few teams separate off, halve their points, only play on Mondays and double points if there's a full moon type system. Pretty sure the goals are invisible and refereeing is by popular vote. Just went down a Wiki hole trying to work out what in the f*** is going on. They have playoffs for Europa League places that include teams from the 2nd division, but exclude everyone in the top 6?? So if you're in the top 6, and make the Champions Playoff thing, but end up finishing last, you don't get s***. Where as 3rd place in the 2nd division might make the Europa League?!? class. Was just digging into this. The winner of the 'playoff 2' plays a "final" against the 5th place side from 'playoff 1' for the Europa League spot. Still doesn't make sense - why wouldn't 5th just get it? or 5th play 6th? The system used for relegation/promotion in Swedish ice hockey is a right laugh. Positions 1 & 2 in the second division plays a three-game play off deciding who gets to play a seven-game play off final against the last placed in the highest division. The loser of the first play off final gets another three-game play off against whoever wins from a mini-league of the third to sixth placed teams (where the team that finishes third starts with three points, fourth starts with two, fifth with one). Whoever wins that game gets a seven game final against whoever finishes second last in the top division. Someone thinks that was a good idea

That's now we do things here.

Show me where I've advocated any support for the long ball game. If Atsu plays all season with either Anita or Yedlin at full back then we'll be in for a long long season. People have either not been to the actual games or played to any standard if they can't or simply don't want to understand my point. Either way looks like he's signing so we'll see. Why are you talking about Anita?

I really like it

Agree with this

The new badge isn't that bad man

Not even the best in Real Madrid IMO.

Barca haven't even played well but have still scored 4 goals

That first Barca goal is absolutely lush

He's not an out and out striker, nowt like Cisse. Would suit Rafas number 10 position beautifully.

Should have been a red for Digne there

Except nowhere near as good.

Barcelona really should go all in to get Poch. Seems a perfect fit for them at the moment.

Lovely free kick from Eriksen

Your lot is so much better. Wanyama bossing it like he is Kante

Mourinho away against the top 5 this season and last season with Chelsea hasn't scored a single goal.

Love it when Mourinhos usual boring as shite tactics in big games doesn't work. Poch bossing it

Get in

Hope Spurs demolish Man U here

Fonte asleep there

Made losses every year since coming up or something like that, have a 78% wages to turn over ratio (should be around 50-60 %) and shite match day income so rely heavily on the TV money which will be gone next season.

Really? Semi-wisely? I'd say your being kind to them. We've just been through a season of playing huge amounts of hash tbf. Only last night Paul McShane was being sent off in a playoff semi final. We've got one of the best managers in the world though. They have David Moyes. They are not getting relegated, or even be close to, but don't think they'll bother the play off spots either.

Was that the first time Wijnaldum has touched the ball? Not like him to be invisible in an away game like.