Nobody

Aye, been shocking. The Perez booking

Would have hoped for one of Yedlin or Gamez, apart from that reasonably happy. Nee Colback

Wew Kung pow memes. Next level shit here. Fucking hell Just watched that again on Sunday as well, such a fantastic film.

Someone needs to tell these Liverpool players that they are "bang average"

This cunt landed yet?

They're not average at all. And they haven't really spent that much under Klopp either, have they?

Sold Santoin a year and a half ago and just never bothered replacing him

Very excited about this signing

Would be very surprised if he does, doesn't feel like Rafa to throw in a new player like that.

Aye, but feels like he's mostly been copying Caulkin

Don't think he's ever been a member. Never really bothered with him, just seems like the big standard shouty over the top YouTube celebrity. True Geordie is a shite name as well. Seems to work for him like, so fair enough, but I can't stand it.

Pace whores United on here like

Why is he so ridiculously cheap?

It would have said 'Official' if we had signed him

I got that without Translate and I don't speak a word of Italian

Enough to update the thread title? Probably not, but I'm bored and want us to sign him.

According to who?

Doubt Rafa will play him and Yedlin at the same time too often tbh. It'll be Yedlin and Dummett/Clark or Gamez and Lazaar IMO.

I think you'll find that you're as good as relegated as soon as you're in the Europa League mate. Just ask Alan.

Ayoze?

Nope, so far they've only announced the 16 teams from the top 4 leagues, the rest will be announced later this year. Wasn't anything in the AP report from yesterday about that though, so fingers crossed.

Really want us to sign this bloke like.

Trying to put a positive spin on it, maybe this now means that there will be more even match ups in the play offs, so even though there are fewer places available, it might not get much more difficult for smaller teams to get in.

Nah, Italy are no where near England at the moment. England has moved past Germany now as well.

Speaking about the amendments agreed for the new cycle, UEFA General Secretary ad interim Theodore Theodoridis said: "The evolution of UEFA's club competitions is the result of a wide-ranging consultative process involving all stakeholders and taking into account a wide range of expertise and perspectives. "The amendments made will continue to ensure qualification based on sporting merit, and the right of all associations and their clubs to compete in Europe's elite club competitions. "We are happy that European football remains united behind the concepts of solidarity, fair competition, fair distribution and good governance." Or as Foluwa said; "Money money money."