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Mackem cunts

Terrific news if true.

He's going to be sold. And because he had only just returned from training a few days before

What about defenders, Froggy?

You scared away Jetro! You did mate, by sending him photos of you naked in black makeup and telling him lies that you were Kanji West.

Remember how terrible the team spirit was last time we were down when had three or four loans?

Because replacing 1-3 loan players who aren't returning next summer will be far easier and more realistic than replacing 11. As if that even needed to be said

Clearly didn't see the game on Friday then We're desperate for a LB.

Just seen that as well. Know that newly promoted teams usually do well early on, especially at home, but that seems insane.

So many new managers at the top clubs. Would just go with players from teams playing Hull tbh

Think Pogba will come straight in?

Colback the same. Only of any use whatsoever if you're planning to have none of the ball and want somebody to chase after it like a stupid dog. At least Dummett is pretty good at it, whereas Colback isn't even decent at what he's supposed to be doing

Just over an hour until Jack o'clock

Fuck knows. Too of my mates are going to their grandparents party, one has fucked off to London, and 2 others are at work. Sounds like it's going to be in my small bedroom in my mams with my dog, unless anyone is going out to watch it and wants a tag along? Really?

Only two more pages until we're at the same amount as the Southampton pre match thread last year. Will be beaten quite comfortably.

First game and away, i wouldn't be totally in shock if Rafa decided to start with Anita on one side and Ritchie on the other. I hope Aarons and Ritchie start though. Pretty certain that it will be Anita and Ritchie on the wings

Prepare to be disappointed Aarons coming on in the second half against tired, not up to speed Fulham clogger defenders in the second half could be fun. Until he injures himself after five minutes.

Think it'll be Sels Janmaat Mbemba Lascelles Dummett Shelvey Colback Anita Perez Ritchie Gayle Reasonably happy with that, though personally I would swap Dummett, Colback and Anita for Gamez, Hanley and Aarons. Think Anita will play as he offers more defensively than Aarons and Rafa will want to keep a clean sheet in the first game.

If Carver () was still here, it would 100 % definitely have been Colback. Probably the same under Pardew and McClaren too, actually.

Would have liked to have seen Mitrovic being given the number 9, think it would have meant more to him. That said, he probably didn't deserve it after last season.

What a waste of time this lad has been

You shut your mouth, you.

Love how humble he is, seems like a great guy

The correct choice

Only Haidara is a natural left back out of them, and he's a perma crook and the jury is still out on him even when he is fit. We've got a lot of cover, but not one specialist left back that I'm happy with, which is why I think it's one of the most important signings we could make.