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"Colback can't control"

Sounds great this

It's a cup tie against lower league opposition, what do you think?

How are Lowes and Ando still the ones doing the radio? They are fucking awful

Dunno, but Siem just passed one (allegedly), and Woodgate still had one when he left us, and didn't make his Madrid debut for another 6 months or something! How have people not realised this yet? Medicals obviously can be done on injured players, they are not there to let us know if he can play or not. They are more to check on general health, such as heart rate and conditioning etc. A broken leg on a player means nowt on terms of a medical.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 3m3 minutes ago Alan Judge of Brentford expected to arrive in Newcastle this afternoon for talks and potential medical #NUFC

Haven't won a game in August in six seasons

Would love to know what they base these opinions on? He finished fifth once!!!

No surprise, but he's in the Scotland squad for their wc qualifiers.

They did but their penalty also was never a penalty tbf Shh, I'm bitter about losing money here, don't need to be fair at all

Atletico fucking dominated that game, absolute bullshit they didn't win. 25 attempts, 11 on target and concede with the only attempt on target for Alaves.

Fuck off

Get the fuck in Atletico

That clip is glorious like

Some canny results this weekend like

That free kick

They've got two wingers in CM, probably why.

That shot

Attempt at goal

Nah, all huff and puff with terrible final 3rd quality Januzaj can beat his man, but his delivery has been shite.

No shots on target for the mackems

Other than the little shit Larsson, who are Sunderland missing? They surely can't be this shit?