Nobody

Typical Saylor unfortunately, he's a more-than-decent player but he has these mental moments and probably always will. I'm assuming Taylor doesn't see the ball because Sissoko (what the hell is he doing?) is in his way and it just hits his arm. Taylor's first reaction when something hits him on his arm is to pretend it hit him somewhere else. Maybe I suppose, he doesn't do much to get out of the way though. It's a split second, he's got no chance of reacting to that. That's obviously assuming he does think that Sissoko will get something on it, which is debatable.

Typical Saylor unfortunately, he's a more-than-decent player but he has these mental moments and probably always will. I'm assuming Taylor doesn't see the ball because Sissoko (what the hell is he doing?) is in his way and it just hits his arm. Taylor's first reaction when something hits him on his arm is to pretend it hit him somewhere else.

I agree except that I think the scoreline was hard on us. Two freaks goals and also an excellent potential situation stopped with a wrong offside call. Aye. Lose by one would have been fair, this hurts like fuck though. Two such rubbish goals to just give away, and being massively unlucky with both those off the post.

Cabaye can't tackle lol.

Come on!

I am, tried that one. Just says that it's not available on the swedish market. Cheers anyway. You have to get the CSports app, as well as a subscription to watch it on the iPad over here.

Happy with that, I would have played Anita ahead of Perch though. Great to see Krul back.

Sounds like a great place, expensive shite beer

I didn't know Y was a consonant in English either Not that I've ever given much thought to it

Lewandowski

I would wank my cock off he came here

WRONG! Every team better than us must be referenced back to Pardew & the TRUTH that he is telling our WORLD CLASS players to play as SHIT as they can.

I try not to think about our football when watching a team like Dortmund, just much rather enjoy them than comparing to the shite we have to watch.

Why can't our players attempt to move like that? The Dortmund players are on a completely different level to ours but even poor players can move into space. Touch, control and passing ability yeah, granted, but simple things like moving about the pitch it something every player should be capable of doing so why can't we? Really frustrating to see us fail to do the simple things like sensible movement week after week. It wouldn't cure our impotence going forward but it would be a start. Because Pardew is all about shape and rigid defensive positioning. Whereas Dortmund are about forward movement and freedom to express themselves as footballers, knowing that keeping the ball means the opposition can't hurt you if they don't have it. Therefore allowing you to take risks. Flys in the face of everything Pardew. Well imo like. End of the day if you keep the ball, they simply can't score. With the players we've got, it should be fairly easy to achieve. I disagree with that slightly because Dortmund don't usually dominate possession at least against the big teams. They average less than 40% in this years CL iirc, what they do is press ridiculously well so when they lose the ball the opposition can't do anything anyway as the attacks are stopped before they start. Thus for Dortmund they are closer to goal when they win the ball also needing less passes to hurt the opposition. Its f*cking class to watch IMO. Aye, it's as far away from possession football you'll ever see. As soon as they get the ball, there's three or four players running ahead of whoever is on the ball, and they look for the killer pass straight away. It's fucking class indeed. It's also quite far away from Pardew's football like.

Aye, Malaga are threatening as well like. But fuck me, Dortmund is an absolute joy to watch, such great movement off the ball, lovely touches all over the place, high pressure. Great on both individual level and as a team, they seem to be able to play blindfolded, they all seem to know where they are.

Typical Lewandowski that, great run, great technique, finishing not up to it.

Aye, been out quite a while now I think. That attacking play was brilliant.

Aye, Götze could/should have had two already. Gündogan is class.

Dortmund are just pure Pressing this high away in a QF in the CL, great to see.

1-0 Ronaldo.

Christ. Indeed

Over 2.5 goals in both games.

Malaga: Caballero, Jesús Gámez, Demichelis, Weligton, Antunes; Joaquín, Iturra, Toulalan, Isco; Baptista, Saviola Dortmund: Weidenfeller; Piszczek, Subotic, Felipe Santana, Schmelzer; Kehl, Gündogan; Götze, Reus, Grosskreutz; Lewandowski.

Real Madrid: Lopez; Essien, Varane, Ramos, Coentrao; Alonso, Khedira; Di Maria, Özil, Ronaldo; Benzema Galatasaray: Muslera; Eboue, Kaya, Nounkeu, Riera; Altintop, Melo, Sneijder, Inan; Drogba, Yilmaz

Pretty sure contracts in France take tax into account, ie. £45k per week but be £45k per week AFTER tax...could be wrong though which means french clubs having a fire sale because they're costs of paying their guys just skyrocketed. Congrats to PSG for winning the league there until the end of time If Monaco goes up, they should have a great chance of beating PSG in a couple of years like.