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Yanga-Mbiwa: 95 minutes Gouffran: 63 minutes Haidara: 0 minutes (Moussa Sissoko): 24 minutes

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You know you've been on this forum a bit too much the last week when you dream about thread title changes. Dreamt that I woke up to West Ham having high jacked the deal

I never held it against him tbf, why the hell wouldn't he sign for QPR when they offer twice as much as we did? That doesn't mean I was gutted and that I felt that something is wrong with the game when a shit club like QPR can offer that much more than we, and I also thought that we wouldn't have anyone else lined up. The players we have signed this week (especially if Moussa comes through) has more than made up for the upset of losing out on Remy.

This lad for €3m or Zaha for £15m? I've seen neither play like.

What the fuck is going on man?

You can pass a medical with a broken toe like.

Have they signed Graham yet?

Yanga-Mbiwa. Going to be so fucking good not to see Williamson in the team sheet, and to replace him with someone of this quality is so fucking exciting.

Caulkin said he's not in Newcastle yet. Medical tomorrow, announcement tomorrow evening.

Considering he was suspended from Toulouse, it's a bit strange that they haven't flown him in already. Sounds like we won't get confirmation from NUFC until tomorrow at the earliest then.

You've got to play well to be put in the shop window. Remy it doesn't matter, so many clubs will be after him for nothing in the summer should QPR go down. In fact its beneficial they do. I'd say the fact that he has donated his signing on bonus to Toulouse just to make sure he gets to come here now speaks volumes about his motivation to play, and play well, for us

We've had a tiny squad for fucking ages man, surely you can't find a single negative about this?

Absolutely incredible, what a fucking week man!

Don't think he'll start with three new players, especially not Sissoko who will have signed "late" (if he signs). Think it'll be Jonas playing, but that's the team that should be playing now until Hatem returns from injury. Like you say, there's so much quality in that team.

We're not saving the signing on bonus, Moussa is just giving it to Toulouse.

Probably more annoyed that he now has a significant number of players plying their trade at 1 midtable PL club rather than one with exposure to regular CL football at a range of clubs playing different styles. It's an ill thought out comment but unless all your players are at RM and Barca aka the best two teams in the world like Spain I can see where he's coming from. As if Deschamps have thought about it that much.

Isn't that just if we've got a game during the weekend?

Fair fucking play to the lad if that's true :clap:

So there actually is a press conference?

So Deschamps is going to ignore Cabaye, Sissoko, Mbiwa, Debuchy and Ben Arfa because they play for us? That'll go down well, clown.

I see Williamson has already hoofed away his ball.

He's nowhere near that bad ffs

I really couldn't find the ball LAD situation more funny tbh Everyone just comes out looking like the massive bell ends they are, it's fucking great. Hope Swansea gets a big fine and pass it over to the little shit.

Of course it could, but we've got two very reliable French outlets saying it's a done deal. I'd say it's very, very likely that he'll sign. Of course, the Remy shit means that you can't ever be sure until it's official, but it seems like the player wants to come here despite having talked to most other teams already.