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Glad we've cleared that one up. The whole thing has been ridiculous, even if he was allergic to grass he would clearly have found a way to manage it.

Honestly man, these fuckers should be punished by FIFA, they've been completely out of order in this whole episode.

Spurs as well apparently, if reports are to be believed. And if there's one thing we know, it's that he won't be coming here because he'd get more money from us than anyone else. Obviously he'll raise his wages from Toulouse, but the rest of the PL clubs would have probably paid him more, bar Villa. Get this lad in and I will consider this transfer window a huge success even if Colo goes. If we manage to keep Colo it'll have been a fucking ridiculous window, about as good as I can remember.

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Tiote isnt here for the next few weeks anyway so Anita will have to displace Jonas first So fucking depressing that Jonas will probably still be starting games even if we get this lad in.

I would probably have Anita ahead of Tiote as well like.

Cool name, sounds like one of the draws in The Hobbit.

Pretty well informed I believe. Aye, they've been spot on this window. The fact that both them and Le10Sport claim it will happen and that it'll be a five and a half year deal (that might of course just be the journos guessing based on us dishing out five and a half year deals all the time) is very encouraging indeed.

No way

This whole thing is just so incredibly weird, there's not even any point in speculating. I appreciate that the club and Colo have tried to keep it secret, much better than the likes of Tevez/Rooney who came out crying to the media, but this has gone on long enough now and is so widely reported that making some sort of statement would probably be for the best.

The fuck would we do without Yo Cabs man? Edit: I'm pretty sure he's been tapping up Moussa as well.

Well played

Just seen the Hazard incident, find the whole thing funny as fuck tbh Ball boy was massively in the wrong and probably deserved a kicking, but Hazard is thick as fuck for doing it. Would be terrific if he's suspended against us so Chelsea have to play with just Mata, Oscar and Marin/Moses agai... oh wait...

Fingers crossed, I feel quite the same really, hopefully he works better for the team, individually he'll not match what Ba offered, but this was always going to be the case whoever we brought in. Aye I never expected us to sign a player of Ba's quality this window, but Gouffran will add some much needed pace in our front line which should suit Cissé well. Think he'll improve our team as much as Ba did, without being as good.

That's true. Well fuck me, it seems as you were RIGHT in not panicking

West Ham player taken to hospital unconscious

Has he tweeted anything since the tweet confirming that he's coming here?

Fantastic ball from Wilshere

@NUFCOfficial http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/089/665/tumblr_l96b01l36p1qdhmifo1_500.jpg Y U NO CONFIRM SIGNINGS?!

Has he gone to QPR instead?

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I can't remember him diving once here.

What happened?

I really can't see Yanga-Mbiwa not starting.

Banned from the league?