AlanSkÃrare

Krul, Hatem and Coloccini are our safety, whilst they are here and playing, we'll get enough results. Ashley will sell during the forthcoming year. Kinnear will be gone before christmas. Pardew stays until a new owner comes in.

Really worried this might turn into a bidding war. I hate bidding wars.

HE SIGNS WHO HE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTSSSS

I think I hate Lee Ryder more than anyone in this whole mess.

When did this happen? First summer window ever? Bowyer on a free 2003 was a low. A couple of January windows have been similar, but mid-season is one thing.

Richard Offiong for me.

Quinn's scoring a lot, has been since the back end of last season.

Caulkin knows nothing is going down. Went for a haircut and now he's buying chicken.

They loaned them Benayoun the other year, not worried about them I guess.

11 hours left of this slight feeling of hope.

Best signing by any English team this summer. Can't wait to see him.

Admire his ambition

Not paying £8m for Tom Ince. ONE signing, ONE. Just fucking get on with it.

Nicked off someone on twitter.

Reckon Redmond will be a diamond, seems to be Norwich's best attacking outlet. Creating so much. Had high hopes for De Bruyne, hopefully he'll kick in too.

Olivier Kemen.

He really does. He's just let loose a fucking lunatic to re-direct the blame. Comes in, scuppers the Douglas deal to "pursue other defensive targets", signs a player on loan that we tried to get for a year and then fails to do anything other than lie, swear and go to Ashley's yacht for the whole summer. It's a pure pisstake. What a fucking mess.

We're alright tbh. Could have done with another striker and left-winger to avoid Shola and Jonas, was never going to happen unless Cabaye was sold. It's Pardew that's the pressing issue. Squad is easily good enough to make a push for top 8.

Laughable replacement.

Kinnear needs to feel this. Beyond a joke. What the fuck has he done all summer?

Never forget sitting in a lecture at 9am, picking up my phone only to see the £30m bid for Carroll. What a fucking day that turned out to be. So deflated.

That's the quotes from yesterday completley misinterpreted.

Denilson

All our energy will be on getting Cabaye sold.

Top player Özil, top 10 in the world. Surreal signing for Arsenal, worth waiting for. By contrast we'll wake up to a Kevin Doyle medical tomorrow.