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i'm kind of with you. in my mind we have an unabalanced side, remy and maybe one other should remedy that, then he has a decent,balanced squad so no excuses. Don't agree. Squad has been balanced at times, he's chosen not to use it correctly by playing players out of position and not to their strengths. No matter who has played for us let alone who we've come up against: it's been the same pattern, lack of ideas and static hoofing crap game after game. We've lost 21 games since november. Managers with access to far less balanced squads do better. With all the time he's been given, it's beyond inexcusable to still serve up this shit. We've had nothing but poor performances since the start of last season bar the odd half here and there. Even then we've regressed to the negative safety-first-approach for parts of the games. First half against Villa in February and the Chelsea game apart, I can't think of being satisfied with the way we've played since the win against Bordeaux. Even that game was precedented with a couple of horrible showings, Reading away springs to mind.

It's amazing, the difference in quality and analytical mindset of most posters on this forum compared to this man. http://www.blogonthetyne.co.uk/2013/08/newcastles-trip-to-morecambe-e.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

I'd love to see him in Sir Bobby's team with so much pace and movement around him. Imagine the space and freedom he'd be given.

I have an honest question: Since results and performances have been absolute shit for about a year now: Why doesn't he try something different? Why doesn't he look elsewhere for ideas or inspiration? He's been given more time than most (all other in Europe) managers considering his results/performances. He's had time to think about things. Still, he believes that aiming to keep the shape, launching towards whoever plays upfront and not move is the way to win games? He's got nothing to lose. We concede the living hell out of ourselves anyway, we lose all the time. We've lost 21 games since November. Is he this fucking moronic?

From Skysports match report: Morecambe combined a fluidity in their play with a physical presence which rattled the visitors at times, with France international Mathieu Debuchy being given a rough ride by experienced striker Kevin Ellison. By contrast, the Magpies repeatedly went long in a bid to get in behind their hosts, too often with little success until their late salvo.

"Thank god we're not in the League Cup next week".

Re: Tokelo Rantie. Weird player, but talented. Incredibly quick. Played with my best mate in the Swedish 2nd division when he came to Sweden. Decision making isn't his strongest asset. But more dangerous than Shola? Every day.

Eriksen seems agreed as well. Look at fucking Spurs.

Adam Armstrong in the squad? Only 16. Statement from Pardew...

He's such a f***ing coward. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardews-warning-ahead-league-5794419?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter It's great for US to play a fucking shit team. WHY would we lose a physical game? I thought our levels were better than ever? WHY is he worried about the reports he's received on MORE FUCKING CAMBE?

In all honesty: Ben Arfa - Ba - Rémy is a top four quality forward line-up. It sucks that they'd be managed by a League One manager.

Not sure he'd want to comeback.

The return of Cissé the winger

Oh god http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/78944/newcastle-united-in-talks-to-re-sign-demba-ba-on-loan

Will Hughes has been exceptional the few times I've seen him. Seems to be involved in just about everything, pacy, good passer and moves all over the place. We'll never pay for him, but I'd be comfortable with him replacing Cabaye.

Campbell not in Carlisle squad. Injured?

Imagine the feeling if someone with acutal visions and ambition comes in after his tenure of torture. That's a nice thing. No matter how fucked up things are, we're just around the corner. It won't take much to have us back up there. Can't wait.

Not at all. He seemingley knew that MA was aiming to use the club as an advertising vehicle though?

Total rubbish - has he told you that..?? http://fansonline.net/newcastleunited/article.php?id=940

Shopping window. You sold a player to Chelsea last window and are about to sell another to Arsenal. It's not too bad if managed well; Spurs have thrived on it. Both players excelled and gained reputation before Pardew's reign imploded and Kinnear got involved. Welcome to Newcastle United. We play s*** football, pay below average-wages, have no ambition, employ dinosaurs and our fans are turning on the club. Dreamland.

Imagine signing for us right now. How ill advised can you be?

Anita for manager