Ritchie

What an absolute cunt. Did he not fucking learn from the last time? He's just fucking relegated us now, the bastard!

I blame the blue strip.

Two votes.

Yup, let's all blame the BBC.

Well there's a surprise!

"What a pity!"

Just confirm it you fat fuck.

Keep up Jim White, we've known this for ten minutes now.

Please don't look at the streets of Sunderland. We don't want to ruin it!

Boo! The mackems are on!

This game is canny mental, like.

Dunne is so shit.

Easy!

Thought that was us.

Redknapp's wife would've scored that.

Four points taken against Arsenal and Chelsea.

This is mental.

How many Chelsea players need to push back Steven Taylor?

Again.

Lucky.

Ranger coming on!

Poor Shola's not getting any love!

Damn!

Another one for Berbatov.

He's fucking missed!