Ritchie

His goals to games ratio is frightening.

No doubt we'll be still doing this in two months time.

You should have mine now, James. Nearly sent him £200.

Can I join?

Will be interesting to see if Pochettino can do any better than the last couple of Spurs managers.

What an absolute fucking cunt.

Who invited Jesus?

They could get a way better defender for that sort of price.

Atletico look knackered.

YES!

Wahey!

Casillas is back?

"We are the Champions." -

Bye, don't come back.

Surely, they could get someone better with that sort of money?

It'll be strange not seeing the Shola sub any more.

Can see him joining Liverpool after they were forced to play Flanagan a lot last season.

This season's Aubameyang.

Not as much as Fat Sam and 'Appy 'Arry get at West Ham and QPR, though.

You not want Pardew, like?

Well, at least Paul McShane didn't win the cup.

Oh Fuck Off!

YEAH!

Left backs in the box.

Fuck off Arsenal.