We have so many attacking players right now. Cisse, Ayoze, Marv, HBA, Cabella, Aarons, Sissoko, then on the next tier there's Sammy, Armstrong, Vuckic, arguably Gouffran when he isn't a second left back, maybe even Obertan mk2.
Luckily for you, their chairman looks like exactly the sort of overly flash, out of touch with reality, wide boy Sarf Landan boy made good Palace specialise in as owner - just the sort of person to offer Pardew stupid money.
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67603000/jpg/_67603344_steveparishshadesgetty.jpg
ho.ly. shit :lol:
Want to say bad things about him but he's about to do the best thing ever
A match made in heaven, this.