Tachikoma

Well, would you rather be a hopeful Newcastle fan, or a hopeful Leeds/Sheffield United/Blackburn/[insert any other big club which has spent a good few years in the lower leagues] fan? It's no picnic being an NUFC fan under Ashley, but it's hardly purgatory. And it's not like we don't know what the aim of the club is under this regime. I don't like it, but I'd take that over being in the position Sheff Utd etc find themselves in. I'd even take it over being a gunners fan, being constantly fed shite about how they're all about the trophies and not 4th place, or a spurs fan being told they're not being run as a business and they have genuine chance to become a top 4 club with just one or two more players. They're the fans who are being lied to. My hope is not forelorne. It's based on the fact that all we have in the way of our ambitions is the owner. Can the gunners or the yids say that? Christ, can the mackems say that? I almost pissed myself when Saint Niall suggested all they need to do to turn their basket case of club around is persuade the 'little general' to stick around beyond the end of the season. You what mate?

Who have we got who would change anything right now?

I would have. Fuck this club.

How is Newcastle United playing in the premier league, seriously.

My opponent captained Austin. Luckily for me, so did I.

For all of Jonas's flaws, you can never, ever accuse him of hiding.

I hate you.

Was about to post about how depressed I am about football in general until I noticed that it was EthiGeordie. Wait, no, still depressed.

Time to go to bed. Can't even muster the enthusiasm to boo them online.

I captained Ramsey

FFS, why did I not buy Giroud.

Silly Welback, could have 3-0 already.

Nevermind

So few fucks to be given, considering that we've looked ok so far.

Seems harsh to criticise Carver for standing up for his players though.

Captain Kane the only saving grace from this gameweek, glad to be back in the top 100.

Yeah I did that, and its not just attacking situations. Abeid was trying to pass the ball out of our half at one point and the fucker moves with a Palace player to ensure that Abeid doesn't give him the ball

They'll be slowly moved away from the first team with vague criticisms, increasing and baffling appearances on the subs bench, told to run back more, creativity coached out of them and the coup de grace the unavoidable full blown Pardvirus (incubation time 8-12 weeks). The fact that Bolasie and Gayle didn't start this is a sign of things to come.

Colback positioning himself to make sure that a Palace player is between him and the ball.

Its like Pardew is choosing our subs too.

Left back sub. Pardew must be proud.

Has Colback even shown for the ball in the last 20 minutes? Other than for set penii.

Take off the only forward player who has done something the entire match, well done.

Oh god why

Bolasie not starting the match, lol.