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Makes you wonder why he failed as a manager if he's bollocking his 'keepers for goals like that.

Sterling got 5.23 on the fans' player rating on the BBC website. Didn't score. Useless.

Love it when Bilic starts wanting to cut someone.

Kramaric!

I think the home turf aspect makes it 50/50. Each game will be just as much of a challenge as the other imo.

Got a feeling he'll score a very important goal, either to nick the semi or the one that wins the entire thing. Can't wait to see the Sun writing something about him when he wins it mind. Winner in the final imo. Would love that. Just at the point that the standard chorus of 'take Sterling off he's shite' starts up.

People tightly packed standing up whilst holding pints watching football. Even if you don’t throw it, it’s going everywhere once everyone starts jumping around in celebration. It’s a bit different from people pissing in pint glasses and throwing them at gigs/festivals. Just celebrate it like a normal human being. That happened in our bar in Durham. There's an obvious middle ground between staying in to watch it and going out and getting covered in beer and piss. It's called simply not being a prick.

Why is it now just the accepted wisdom that people who don't want to be showered in beer and piss shouldn't watch football in public places ffs?

Walker seems so likeable.

This was the scariest thing about it.

Have they been able to cut to a single attractive English female this entire match? Even the guy dressed in drag with a blonde wig just then is apparently more appealing. Have better luck finding a unicorn Bless the American trying to stay relevant in a World Cup thread.

Have they been able to cut to a single attractive English female this entire match? Even the guy dressed in drag with a blonde wig just then is apparently more appealing.

He's the sort whose patter is so bad it's good.

'kinell, you bloody good mackem 'keeper.

Three Lions as the goal music.

Those scenes see exactly why I'm home watching this. Why has beer going up in the air become such a thing?

Set pieces, man!

Stones looked like he was dropping one there and then.

That'd be amazing had people not already caused it to jump the shark this year. Not a national anthem fan; if anything I think ours is fucking shite, but there was something really good about every single player singing it and even the bench. Normally as it goes down the line there'll be a few that don't.

Yup. Flip was definitely justified in comparing England on Tuesday with that little prick.

Imagine one of these 'we tried' bids actually got accepted one day. Ashley would shit his fucking kecks.

England were just as bad like You have to be joking. Just bitter init I've only seen such comments from triggs and Felipao. I'm honestly surprised people are biting.

That Walker tweet is amazing but what the fuck is he doing on Twitter?

Colombia not really looked in it so far.

Friend of a friend stuck £10 on Japan at 17/2 at half time. Cashed out for £73.08 at 0-2. Stuck the 'spare' £23.08 on Belgium at 18/1.. Fucking prick.