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too fucking obvious from the bottling little spunkstains. Absolute cunts.

Not bad at all from Di Maria. Lovely little goal.

? Beautiful free kick.

Fuck sake Torres. You can't score from 2 yards. Why try some bullshit like that you dozy cunt? Pelanty to Apoel!

Fuck sake. I've also got -2 Real/-1 Chelsea. Real grab that extra goal. If that stays at that exact scoreline, and Chelsea can grow some fucking bollocks, I'll have 3 bets in.

I've got Apoel +4 and 2-3 goals in Chelsea/Benfica. Chelsea are fucking useless ffs. Don't want a draw to give me it, as that'll screw my 4 fold of Chelsea/Real/Barca/Bayern. Queue Chelsea bottling it and Real grabbing another couple of goals to leave me with fuck all.

Apoel score.

:lol:

Suppose in future you'll have more build up before the match than half an hour. And more matches. If you do follow through with it.

:lol: What the fuck was that attempt? The definition of harder to miss than score.

Thought it was Rooney. The Rooney thing was in 2004. We had one damn fantastic, forward thinking board back then.

Fair play to Apoel, like. No matter how much they get anally probed, they're still trying to play it out from the back and play as good football as they can.

That's one of the most relaxed red cards I think I've ever seen. :lol:

Take it as a positive, mate. At least people are attempting some banter?

Jesus Christ. Fucking beautiful goal from Kaka.

Lampard saves Luiz's Colo-wannabe ass.

Brilliant little passage of play from Real there tbf. Cronaldo makes it 1-0.

Would love to see Bayern go all the way.

Sonovabitch. They even advertised Lampard first goalscorer at 8/1 before the match.

Mourinho overuses players. My one issue with the manager. I distinctly remember him running out the full first teams in Carling cup and Copa matches for no particular reason. If sticking a strong side out there for some kind of proof that they're taking it seriously is the point, this is just even worse tbh. Mocking them with players that aren't even attempting to run at 100%. Getting fucked off at so many crosses just flying over everyone ffs. OOF. Close there from Lampard.

I know this is effectively just going to be the equivilent of a training match for R Madrid, but is there any point at Cronaldo being on the pitch at all? Looks like he doesn't give the slightest of shits.

Already fucked off with the Chelsea match. Are they aiming to do anything apart from hack it clear for 90 minutes?

Wouldn't surprise me if he just guessed the outcome of the match, and someone filled in the rest. But are we just intimating it's Chris Bevan because that's who it says he talks to at the bottom of the article each week?

Championship season. Smith.