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Kuqi booked in the space of a minute.

The fluke in SSN's six of the best.

He didn't start calling for a ban though, did he?

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You could do 'street gambling'. It's a bet with gravity, you throw your money down a drain and bet with gravity that it bounces back out. Pretty much the same thing. Well get Mr Deep Analogy To Make Us Feel Like All Worthless Cunts For Having A Vice In Life all up in our grill. Must shorten that.

Ah right. Thought it was for future midweek shit. Didn't even register it could be previous fixtures.

It's pretty simple stuff really - very intuitive. 1. Make sure your parents haven't named you Neil or Wormy. 2. After you have placed a bet that should not come off, come to this thread and write 'Do it.' 3. Wait until the 87th minute and the ball will bounce into the net off some player's arse, at which point you must come back here and write 'Decent ' That's all there is to it. If you have any questions after that, which I highly doubt, well maybe this just isn't your game. :lol: Fuck. My name's wormy. Couldn't have let me in on this shit earlier?

I'm confused, Belo, what's the structure of that? Am I just being an idiot? The paranthesis are seperate bets? Is it a treble? Trixie?

Yep. Don't.

Fuck sake TT. So easy. Fantastically played. Although my post feels like a waste now.

Cattermole used to be a dirty liability, but he has calmed down this season and actually played football. Lets be honest the sending of in the derby was a bit too far. Let's be honest he should have been off in the first minute. Can you justify Tiote's punch to Cattermole's face then? If you don't believe me I can provide video evidence. Punch? He runs into him. I wish someone would actually clock the twat mind. Tbf, the more you watch it, the more you can't help but think there's no reason for that second arm to fly in. But could you blame him when some radge of a spunk bubble makes it clear he's aiming to fuck you from the first whistle, then proceeds to attempt it? Shock horror, if your player wasn't such a cunt, our player probabyl wouldn't have done something that isn't a regular occurance for him, unlike your radge of a spunk bubble. And that's not to say Tiote doesn't commit niggly fouls, mistimed challenges etc, it's well documented on here we're always worried about his level of yellow cards. But at least he doesn't go out with the aim of simply kicking the shit out of them due to his own little man syndrome regarding his lack of ability.

Typing up a detailed reply in notepad as we speak, shall post it in a bit. Decent attempt but some bits of information and statistics that he put in there were utter shit. Fucking mackems, living in the stone age. Notepad ffs.

Just realised I've decided to stick about another £25 of bets on. Probably get fuck all like yesterday. Withrawing the remaining profit after today methinks.

If only he wasn't a bigger cunt than most footballers. You're right in that he can speak sense, but I just can't handle the level of arrogance that comes with it. He's just such an insufferable cockmunch.

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Cuntenger ffs :lol:

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76 - Substitution Sunderland: Vaughan in for Cattermole. (Last game vs Tottenham) 90 - Substitution Sunderland: David Vaughan in for Lee Cattermole. (vs Man City) Cue a few games where Catts (for me like) is suspended 75 - Substitution Sunderland: Vaughan in for Campbell. (vs Liverpool 10th of March) Loved Brummies post. Had to read it twice. :lol:

I've got the chance of a whopping Leverkuson/PSG double, Rooney/Van Persie anytime double and Man U - 1/Real -1 double to save my day.

7/2 isn't a bad shout. Might stick a cheeker ten on that.

Always welcome. Seems like you'd be a great addition to the non-Toon posters on here. Hell, look at Neil and Mike, you could make it as a Mod in no time.

Embarrassment of a tournament. Hey, we're not going to win the PL any decade soon, why not drop to the Championship and give ourselves a chance of some more silverware, eh?

Was just thinking the same. Real or Barca at home to a 10 man QPR would put them to the sword to the point Hughes would be on his knees crying for mercy. Especially when you factor in the 12th man/referee.