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Tiote can't do every fucking thing, man. Get your asses in gear!! Well caught up at least Simpson. Shouldn't have let him past in the first place. Well done Wayne!!

We really need to pick it the fuck up. Even if we hold it round the defence for a little bit to get used to the ball for fuck sake. Just calm the game down.

Unlucky Krul. Worth a try.

What I thought.. Made it very easy for the GK.. He jogged ffs.

Fair point about Guthrie Taylor, I've not even fucking noticed him.

WHY HACKING IT???

Nice work from Shola tbf.

We're relaly gonna stretch them if we keep hacking it up to their defence.

What in God's name was Sol doing there??

Not good from Taylor.

Groin strain.

Early doors I know, but they're completely bossing it so far.

That's it Cheick!

Ameobi's touch of a rapist already. And Carroll down already.

Right, I've put a lot of faith in us and AC9 today. £1 on each of these: Andrew Carroll to score first and Fulltime Result: Newcastle @ 11.00 Andrew Carroll to score first and time of first goal 1-20 @ 15.00 Andrew Carroll 2 goals or more @ 10.00 Newcastle -1.0 @ 8.00 Newcastle to win from behind @ 11.00 Surely at least one of those will come off?

Stupid question but what on earth is this DNB I keep seeing people put? And How's everyone doing goalscorer and result doubles!? Had this angry rant a week or 2 ago that I can't do that!

Cuntbuckets. Had even sorted my bet as Chelsea, Man City, Blackburn and Spurs before my card was declined. Gonna be pissed if every result stays like this.

Neither is funnier. They're equally responsible for making it a hilarious picture

Bastard Orange have taken my phone bill out early so I now have no money until I've gone to the bank. So I just have to give it a miss this weekend.

You think Hughton just wouldn't play him? Doesn't strike me as that kind of manager, if he was to get him in he'd use him.

That's what I was thinking after Wednesday. I'm missing the Spanish matches, hate waiting a day to find out if my bet's gonna win.

No such thing as homework. They base their opinions on each other's opinions and the few games they actually watch over the course of a season.

Why the ? I'm tempted to stick Athletico -1 in too, how have Levante been this season?

You mean you, in your shit punditry, didn't notice that yard of pace in the first place. Idiots.

How was your wine btw, bro? Piss on anyone of note?