wormy

That's why we need to make money Neil. We need to hit the sophisticated heights of our good man Ronaldo. Soon, a half decent bottle of wine to get us pissing off a balcony will be around the £25 mark, I promise you.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Indeed my friend. In-fucking-deed.

What's this Rangers can nick a goal? When? How many do they actually score in Europe? Maybe they should expand a bit and try to play, never know what could happen. God knows 4-5-1 hasn't got them very far in Europe in all these years.

THIS. Is why we need to make some money Neil.. Can you imagine a life like that? Fuck me, makes me feel like a worthless peon.

Eh? You think he's lying Ronaldo?

Fuck sake, I'm tempted to just follow Belo with smaller stakes than he does.

PRICKS. LET BERBA TAKE IT!!! FUCK!!!

Benfica and Man Utd fucking me over. If Benfica pull this back and Man Utd don't make a breakthrough, I'm not gonna be happy with you Neil! Need Berba to score for Man U and that'd at least be 6 quid back on my goalscorers accy.

He's serious? I just thought it was a shit WUM.

Wave his little lightsaber around.

Need Inter, Barca and Man Utd to get into gear, and need Benfica to fight back. So, I'm fucked.

I've absolutely loved it. The TITANS of Britain tactically duelling. I'm close to orgasm.

Cheers guys.

What does everyone else use for score updates? Sky Sports website sucks shite, I find out a goals been scored about 10 minutes after it happens.

Aduriz! Berba and Messi now plzzzzzzzz.

Got so excited at the Valencia score as well Was a bit downhearted to remember I picked Aduriz to score over Soldado.

Fuck sake. How many have Benfica!? Cunts.

Scholes has such awesome tackling skills.

Well, Neil's lost faith in the system. So I'm going Valencia -1, Barca, Inter, Man Utd, Benfica @ 11.06. And Berbatov, Aduriz, Messi to score @ odds I can't remember, somewhere around 6.something.

Perfect timing Ronaldo!

Well I'm wasting a fiver as usual. Don't mind if it's all on one or a few different bets. Was tempted to do an accy of goalscorers in there somewhere but unsure.

I've missed you Neil! What genius system are we devising tonight?

I hate 24 hour news channels.

Why the fuck is SSN showing coverage of Newcastle Under Lyme's Christmas lights going on, just because a Stoke City player's there?