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Reading between the lines, Sven talked to/about Adriano but decided not to pursue it. His attitude must be shit.

Very easy draws for Liverpool and Arsenal Rangers are going to get bum raped

Apart from being a defensive midfielder when what we need is attacking midfielders, Diop is shit. I'd rather have someone bad on loan than someone bad for a large fee tied to a big contract. Bit of a come down from Fernandes isn't it? Certainly is. We had the best out of him about 3 years ago. I'm hoping we will be buying someone else too. Moyes said we could have two in by the deadline.

Gravesen is coming back. I can hardly contain myself.

Look on the bright side, if he goes to prison at least he won't be able to play for you

Stripes and hoops? Together? Madness. Just pure madness.

£6m for Kenwynne Jones?Suddenly I don't feel so bad about £11m for Yakubu

Worse than Benjani? Surely not. Something must have happened behind the scenes.

Plays for Atletico Madrid

£4m for Zat Knight

Sad news. RIP.

That Italian bird is gorgeous, I don't care if she can hardly string a sentence together in English. Why the hell didn't they get James Richardson though? Whose bad idea was it to hire that wanker "Chappers"? I used to like Joe Jordan as co-commentator on Bravo but now we've got John Barnes instead. Get in!

We'll sign Yakubu and some shit foreign centre mid

Had a lucky escape if you ask me. he sounds like a bit of a mercenary c*** tbh. good player like but he's been whored around europe by benfica for over a year without any real serious big boys coming in for him. It says in tomorrow's Daily Mail that he had talks with Bill Kenwright for an hour, assured him he was still signing and said he was going back to Portugal to sort some things out. He actually got a plane to Spain to sign for Valencia. Cunt.

Looked a good player, but quite expensive. Although I suppose when you look at the figures for mediocre English players... He's an excellent player. Bargain price considering what Reo-Coker and Parker went for. Don't think it's anything to do with funds, NSG.

Fee accepted Medical passed Personal terms agreed Training with the squad for a week At the Blackburn game yesterday ...and still we don't sign Manuel Fernandes He's just signed for Valencia tonight. I don't know who are the bigger wankers- the EFC board, the Premier League for holding up the transfer or Fernandes and his agents. Only Everton could do this. Fucks sake.

Anderson Silva to get a hat trick for Barnsley

He's pretty shit. Abdoulaye Faye and Geremi are better.

Delima, Andy Johnson was poor for us. I can't remember the last time he had a good game actually. Probably about 6 months ago.

He was wank and dived a hell of a lot. McCarthy was surprisingly poor as well, Santa Cruz looked the class act. Dirty team Blackburn. So much diving, niggly fouls and off the ball stuff. Though to be honest, they deserved to win. We were awful apart from the opening and closing periods of the match, they were on top for the middle 60/70mins. Why Lescott, our best player, was dropped I will never know. Jagielka was quality when he came on as well, fucking criminal for Moyes to keep picking Carsley over him. Carsley is past it.

Arsenal are playing really good stuff but as usual are making a meal out of putting it in the net Looks like Kasper Schmichaels chickens will finally come home to roost though, Arsenal putting lots of high balls in by their standards and he is looking seriously dodgy as expected.

It's just not your day when Sissoko hits the target instead of the corner flag

Supposed to be a good player this lad, I'd heard about him a few times. Shame. RIP.

Our fans are idiots voting for a McStadium on an out of town retail park. Liverpool City Council are offering a site right next to the city centre in the district of Everton itself but our board refuse to sit down and talk with them because they would rather line their pockets by going to Kirkby with Tesco. Phillip Green also has his dirty paws in the project behind the scenes. Still, it's on greenbelt land and the LCC offer is for brown land so it will probably get called in by the government. There's also a fan pressure group and a Kirkby residents group so I live in hope.

You'd think it was football stickers he was dealing in People don't buy and sell major businesses in the same field in the space of two months ffs