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We got turned down one for Anderson Da Silva and he had to go on loan to Malaga for 18 months

Fucking hell, muscles on him. Purple Aki's wet dream.

I don't think Kenwright is interested in selling no matter who comes along with an offer.There have been persistant rumours saying as much for years now and the entire board now consists of his personal lackey's Tell me about it! I was very optimistic when the season finished and thought we'd make a few good signings. I'm dreading it starting again now

You pleased with that? I really can't make up my mind about him really. I think he's done a very good job there all things considered. Be a big step back if he went, Shirley? I think he's done a good job yeah, just doubt he'd be able to take Everton to the next level. Bit s*** him not getting transfer funds though. He did well last season, has built a decent squad, got them into Europe and all that on a limited budget (iirc). If there's no transfer funds for Moyes there won't be for anyone so getting to the next level is irrelevant at this stage really. And if there are no funds we'd end up with someone like Peter Reid because no decent manager would come here. I'm not Moyes' biggest fan because I would prefer a more attack minded manager and I feel he is tactically naive at times. However, he's done well when I look back and consider the budget and what he had to start with when the useless Walter Smith was sacked. I don't think anybody we could currently attract would do a better job. The board need to go urgently. They're fucking ruining us, slowly but surely.

David Moyes is away on "family business" Rumours he is considering his position due to pitiful transfer funds

Shakthar are owned by an oligarch ala Abramovich

You'll have to be quick, signing for us tonight http://i9.tinypic.com/4z4h4j9.png Baines looks about as interested as I was watching that match tonight. I thought it was alright. Especially when Arteta was on the ball. Was surprised we were passing Bremen off the park at points! Never thought I'd see that anytime soon, they were shit and lucky to get a draw. Nuno Valente was terrible mind so Baines can't come quick enough.

You'll have to be quick, signing for us tonight http://i9.tinypic.com/4z4h4j9.png

I'm fucking made up if he's off to you lot instead of us Might get a real player now

I know he's a wanker but it's not as if he's signing for Sunderland or has come out in the papers saying NUFC are crap and he hates it there or anything. Suppose every club has it's idiots though.

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Leighton Baines is at Goodison tonight sitting in the posh seats with James Vaughan Suppose he'll be signed tomorrow then

Come on Robson! I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place here. I don't want Smith or Beattie!

Tomorrow's Daily Mail says he's coming to us as long as Beattie's move happens

I still think we'll sign him when Beattie goes to Sheff Utd this week although I'd rather not, don't rate him

classic example of a player having a season-long purple patch Two seasons. But yeah. he's crap. Not to mention 29. Bryan Robson must be smacked off his tits to offer us £4m

I would never have picked Iraq to win this in a million years

Faye is very good at defensive mid, too rash for my liking when he plays centre back. You can tell it's not his natural position. Still, better than Ramage and co and he's already settled in the Prem unlike Rozehnal Diop is still living off a good season when he scored a cracker against Man Utd about 3 years ago

He looked a bit chubby. Chubby? My only worry is that he might be a bit lightweight for the Prem

Nani is nothing. He'll do fuck all. Anderson is a much more exciting prospect. I'm going to be keeping an eye on Giles Barnes, Ryan Babel (spit) and Sulley Ali Muntari. If Pienaar gets his Ajax form back with us then he will be one for people to look out for too.

Master negotiator Glenn Roeder conducting Arsenal's transfers? Expect to see Eto'o sign for £30m with a £33m release clause

No chance you'd get Dunne City captain and Player of the Year for the past 3 seasons or something

Redknapp is a stupid cunt Every week he taps someone up in the press with the phrase of choice being "He's a good little player, I like him" I don't think he has a right to question what anyone else says in the media

I don't rate him much but I suppose he's miles better than Babayaro or playing someone out of position

They did similar in the 90's at a testimonial at Goodison. Going round County Road like they owned the place and causing trouble. Not a very wise move. Even taking our fans out of the equation you don't fuck about with the locals round there.