Mag_in_NZ

Courtesy of John Cooper Clark…..the Hicksville anthem The fucking pies are fucking old The fucking chips are fucking cold The fucking beer is fucking flat The fucking flats have fucking rats The fucking clocks are fucking wrong The fucking days are fucking long It fucking gets you fucking down Evidently Chickentown ??

I live 12,000 mile away and in all likelihood have been to more games this season than the combined total number of times the RTG life forms have visited the bungalow of shite….but hey-ho start another attendance thread you crisp packet & card throwing bunch of scruffy Mackem bastards

Grade A W⚓️…….not you Tron, you’re a sound lad

Howe : Poetry in Motion Vogon : Bowel Motion

Intensity is our Identity……..fucking love it ❤️

Havertz you twat!....no one and we mean no one acts up in our house 1-0 to the Geordie Boys

What the fuck's happening?

Fuck me!, it cost me $30k and the death of a monarch to get to the Bournemouth league game…….making it to Wembley (Wembo ?) will be a piece of piss………hopefully

And they will be saying the same…….we are now one of the big teams ? NPW

“I couldn’t bare it, being surrounded by them”…..not sure if this is a wish or a complaint……weird fuckers ??

Forest at home…..1974 all over again ?

Can’t believe it’s 2022 and I had to get the updates from NO……thanx so much lads ❤️

Fuck me! I can’t stand this……gasping ?

Heart rate is thru the roof

That’s exactly what I’m doing, at work, no commentary and relying on NO for updates Howay the pels……

Nope, you’re not getting out of this ??

I actually think we’ll go full strength here and Chelsea, we have over a months break after this weekend and the attitude appears that we aim to win every game…..no different against Palace (and we have a point to prove ?)

Has anyone ever got 1-2-3 in GOTM ??

I'll bet they would as well

It's a wearyside translation of SMB

well, back in NZ and thx to any and all who I may have bumped in to Young lad was so hyped he couldn't stop shaking for the first 20 minutes and it brought a tear to my eye to see him so passionate at the game Not the result or performance any of us would have wanted but at least he know knows the "ups & downs" of following the best fucking football team in the world Back soon or even before that if we can

In Shark Bar with Son & Nephew…..beer, looking at the Gallowgate and watching the early match……fucking cracking ??

On ma way from Liverpool to Newcastle today…..aha aha HWTL. ???

Liverpool on Saturday morning

Fuck it! I’m buying a car Friday arvo ?