Numbers

Lots of Bews

Long shots ahoy.

Potshots ftw.

Remy will offer more movement up front at least. Fucking Shola man, he's a statue.

How many long shots? Coaching at its finest.

Peas Beans Warburtons Frozen Chips Pasta

0 fucking movement up front it's depressing.

We should be losing now. Disgrace.

SHOOT FROM DISTANCE. It's the Future.

It's nice to see Pardew has us fired up like...

Shola...fuck off.

Krul's got more hooves than Aintree.

Commentator on my telly reckons West Ham are the better team so far..

Not alot of movement up top like.

You sure you didn't press pause?

Shola man...

Fucking pathetic decision.

Still got a stiff neck then? Another farce.

I had a full blown picnic in the cinema once. Set it up on that flat bit infront of the screen.

Can they fit these to the home? Do they work going up two flights of stairs?

Fucking hell Throw the hungry people to the dogs.

Bummed up the bum was correct though? Edit: just read the text along the top..

Swansea are going to be exhausted for the weekend, they better shut up shop.

So could we like send 40 kebab pizzas to Ashley? I deleted that post as I realised the app likely prevents it going on, but if we sent that to Ashley it wouldn't return. Theres still Tom Foolery to be had I'm sure.