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Fat nose playing up front

That big hairy fella in defence is shite.

Here comes Dong.

Immense tackle.

Why are you watching that shite when you could be watching classy Sunderland?

Whats happened to Fat nose McClean he looks turbo shit lately.

Blackburn have been on top like tbf. Sunderland look fucking awful, looking to grab a flukey goal as per.

They're maybe still going to keep people upto date with how he is. Thats why im watching at least, hope he pulls through.

Just went down, nobody near him. Looked to be lying on his stomach gasping for breath.. horrible.

Looked dodgy as fuck, hope he is ok.

Alan Pardhoof, i admire what he has done upto now but he really really needs to stop the long ball. Ba and our midfield are suffering badly because of it.

Where has this hoofball shit come from, we are just bypassing our midfield which was the crux of our good results early season. We look fucking shocking lately and everyone can see why, honestly he needs to ditch it and fast.

So people that are happy with that, are you happy with the hoofball..it fucking amounts to nowt. At times Ba was just headering it back to their keeper/defender. Its clueless shite, hoping we get a lucky break.

He is constantly urging them to hoof it man, hes hoping for a lucky knock down. Didnt he bring Cabaye in on the strength we were going to play it on the ground. We have been hoofball for weeks...shocking.

Hoof doesnt work. Hoof doesnt work.Hoof doesnt work. Hoof doesnt work. Hoof doesnt work. Sound familiar?. Shocking.

Fuck off with your fucking shocking hoof ball tactics. Dont want to watch that shit.

Welcome to the Pardew hoof party. Useless.

Lube up its coming. Useless tactics.

Oh jesus...hoof off.

More and more hoof..its coming straight back at us...fuck off.

Personally think Obertans done fuck all, Cabaye done nowt too.

Please stop hoof. Still doing it far too much.

useless fucking plodder fucking schoolboy stuff.

Time to prove his worth, come on lad.

Our right hand side frightens the shit outta me. It's imperative Obertan tracks back, which he hasn't done.