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But but, didnt mag at work say that he had an infection and his shin bone had to be replaced with a boomerang?

So lets get this right. You have a better defence. You have a better midfield. You have better forwards. Amazing,simply amazing how you continually conspire to finish below us year after year. Lets get one thing very,very clear,Newcastle do not have a forward anywhere near the class of Gyan and I mean not even close. Heedless chicken tbh.

Pretty sure he is. Edit: Also not trying to defend the twitter transfer bollox geezer either, just thought Shepherd was his agent as he did the deal with Wigan as far as i remember and pretty sure they were mates when Zog was here.

Lazer quest... Went a few times as a young un, some people took it a bit too serious like...running around in camo gear gloves n shit.

Try a fishfinger sarnie with salad creme and tomato sauce, or if your feeling really saucy whack a sprinkling of baked beans in there.

Am i reading this in a drug induced paranoid coma?

I would pay that tbh.

So what would the net result of this Transfer window have been if we hadnt flogged AC? Surely we couldnt have limped through another window spending nowt?

It does get mentioned. Theyre obviously taking into account the money for the full length of the contracts for some reason, which given that theyre signing near everyone on 5 years is much more to put aside than the cost & length of the ones that have gone. For some reason our gate receipts/tv money etc over the next 5 years isnt being taken into account as covering the new players wages. The only decent reason for that would be if theyre barely covering our current running costs as it is. I dont know if that is true. But surely we would have been still paying Nolan/AC or their replacements wages in 5 years time, its just different personel. Its still costing the same in the long run, except maybe a small variation in wages, so i cant see how the people we have signed thus far have cost us anything we wouldnt have been already laying out. Will we actually spend any of the money we received for AC on additional players?

Why is it always said "for players and wages" surely we arent paying the whole lot upfront ? With AC, Sol Campbell, Nolan etc all leaving doesnt that then free up the money for salaries for the players we are bringing in? This never seems to get mentioned, am i missing something or is the net result of our spending so far next to nothing.

This Colin guy is a bell end like.

Michael Richardson, Adam Campbell and Fergie.

Coz hes ITK, he knows what others dont know, through others that dont know or summat.

Neither should get the stadium the scrounging cunts, id rather bulldoze it than give it to either.

Amusing if true.

I had a dream where i knocked one out over Imogen's badly spaced baps.

Fuck Micky Quinn and his doom and gloom attitude, so we have sold an imobile midfielder and replaced him with a box to box midfielder a striker who has a cracking record and a winger who everyone wanted only a year ago. Honestly sometimes its better to keep your clacker shut.....

Dont let the door hit you on the arse on your way out.

Fuck me i opened a tin of worms.

Hes not quite as dishy as Cabaye but he shouldnt have too many problems pulling in Liquid.

The transfer twist is Smith is refusing to leave And Demba Ba has to return his borrowed knee to my Granny. Also Marveaux is faulty. /Twitter

Did this even happen, erased from memory banks.

Aye and hes done a cracking job upto now tbf, wonder if hes still got Benzema's number in his mobile