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The like the long baaal like.

Fucking machine, class cross from Cabaye.

Will score today

Finished 4-0. McGorrigan, Hoganson, JJ Hooper and Adam 'MVP' Campbell with the goals. JJ Hooper is knocking them in like.

Busted

This, fuck him hes insignificant.

Superb

Smith would rock their midfield tbh, they looked fucking terrible.

Brucey lol, getting over run in midfield, throw on more strikers....

Amusing in his interview on .co.uk, paintballing this week hes going to try and hide for a couple of hours but has been earmarked by a few so expects his 5 minutes of pain.

Its probably best you stay away from now on.

Coz they pinched Jonesy innit.

cos the paper is wall paper covered in smb, and ftm. Action Man and Barbie wallpaper Circa 1980. Or as they call it in Scumberland...lurepaper.

Getting back to his disruptive best, looks like hes learned to cross a ball too....bonus.

Fuck no, we dont want Kelvin Henry taking him out tbh.

I'd probably have Brown and O'Shea like, wouldn't take any of their midfielders though and their strike force isn't as good as ours, Bendtner may come good but Ba and Best are proven scorers in this division for now and are looking really good. Their main advantage over us is that they have a lot more depth in most positions. Doesn't matter how deep a pile of shite is, its still shite

FYP

He was sitting very deep in the first half, certainly didn't venture very far forward much.

cos the paper is wall paper covered in smb, and ftm. Action Man and Barbie wallpaper Circa 1980.

Doubt hes going to start for a good few games yet. I fancy us to nick a 1-0 with Cabaye scoring.

He's top notch like, no doubt about it.

Am i missing something? Can anyone explain to me how we look so shit on paper? It's fucking cringeworthy, only thing i can think is they think "i've never seen this player play, therefore they are shite"....honestly the only player i would take from their team is Sessegnon.

Thought he looked good today, always looked dangerous, more to come from him i hope.

Looked a country mile away from the player who started the season, i was very impressed by him today.