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First thing he needs to do is toe punt Longstaff and Shelvey into the nearest wooded area.

Proper hell on in this thread , even seen keyboard warrior, living in your mams basement mentioned, fantastic turn of events.

A bare knuckle straightener on the nearest field is the best option.

If you think the match threads are bad, try go looking at some of the opinions on twitter

NUFC twitter is a fucking cesspool of clueless pricks who probably struggle to wipe their own arses.

Nope I'm blocked for asking if Henry Mauriss was ever found.

They're fantastic, awesome job.

Read through your previous posts, you're a proper boring cunt like.

One of the things that worries me is we havent been linked to many midfielders, does that mean Eddie is happy with Longstaff and Shelvey?

Useless, game passes him by every week, fucking trash.

Midfield is fucking awful, we're definately fucked if we continue with Shelvey and Longstaff.

Do we work on Shooting in training, its been fucking woeful.

ASM getting on my tits at the minute, throwing his hands in the air everytime something doesn't go his way.

Scores goals in the prem, who cares if its £20m we've got plenty of cash. Lets give the lad a chance.

Surely it would be common sense to approach the selling club and get an idea of what they are looking for price wise, would save days of wasted time.

You're deluded if you expected 3/4 players in the first week.

It was more the people expecting 10 signings in the first week in January, its a reoccuring theme on social media.

Nope wasn't meaning you.

Is it just me or has the takeover turned people who appeared sensible into fucking idiots?

Get a fucking grip man, its not like buying a tin of beans in the supermarket.

Under Howe we have been massively unlucky, fucked by VAR/individual errors. Under Bruce over the years we were massively lucky, was only a matter of time before that luck ran out.

Shelvey is a waste of a clean shirt, yes he can drop a sandwich on the lip now and then but hes got the turning circle and speed of the Evergreen. For the most part the game passes him by.

Playing our young uns would have at least gave us a valid excuse

In a club thats been neglected for 14 years, imagine that...