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Can we get the Bruce Out Movement started please, hes a fucking car crash.

Horrible, Brucie has ready made excuses "Individual Errors" despite us being fucking woeful he will hide behind that.

Playing Joelinton on the Right again despite him being fucking terrible there last time he played. Vintage Brucie.

Another notch for Brucies Lucky Bedpost.

100% Pen

Im disgusted in myself for saying it but the football is worse than any time under Pardew, thats not an endorsement for Pardew i fucking hate the bloke.

This is going into Leazes Park Lake.

Work in progress boys, improving week on week.

It's not working Bruce! What do you not understand? Awesome stat. Work in progress. How can anyone defend him

They are playing a side with 0 gameplan lead by a manager with no tactical nouse.

This is fucking shite, Bruce is here forever isn't he? :'(

How the fuck he starts every game I've no idea, I can only guess its because of his goal, hes fucking shite. Great example of how shit Bruce is for starting him every game when he offers nothing.

Eh?

Seeing Steve Bruce standing there watching on and swaying like a XXXL Shirt on a washing line is really pissing me off.

Much more lethal on the break. Much more purposeful with their movement and passing in general. Yup. They've got much better shape, feel like we've had a few glimpse's of decent movement, just not as cohesive as Southampton. Imagine that, a Decent Manager vs an almost retired Fat PE Teacher.

I honestly have 0 idea how he starts every week, he just runs around doing the grand sum of fuck all. Probably a good old fashioned grafter in Brucies eyes.

Yea Bruce dropped Almiron because he loses the ball and costs us a goal every week, commentators are fucking thick.

Hendrick Mind as bad as Almiron was for the goal, Darlow was terrible.

Urgh, snorefest.

Bruce was right, this isnt boring in the slightest.

"Steve Bruce has managed to Fluke alot of points despite his team doing absolutely nothing" would be a more fitting title.

I had a similar group chat last year. I kept explaining why I didn't feel as into NUFC as I did in the past...one lad kept replying with "relax". I left said group chat for the sake of my sanity, certainly not on that I was being constantly dismissed just because I felt broken. Sounded very distressing I must admit. Genuine question, do you just come on here to rip the piss out of people?