ElDiablo

Simpson backing off...

Good ball from Loven, give him credit.

Shola doing well, Lovenkrands way out of his depth.

Christ, sluggish.

Time to put him down again. Permanently.

50 cent.

What a uninspiring team.

Bloody Barry, a potted plant would be more inspirational.

God, fuck off.

Ruud.

Neymar's physique is hilarious. Good to see there's still room for such slight players in football nowadays though.

I'm gonna throw Cleverley's name into the hat, will develop into a great player imo. He could provide the goals from midfield that Lampard brings.

East stand seems fairly tame when I've been. Decent view and you could still get fairly near the away bit.

He also likes Arcade Fire.

I read the 'speaking to Puma' bit like he was 'speaking to his lawyers' at first, as if he felt he was getting unfair abuse.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcmvc5a-Luk/TK3szrCb68I/AAAAAAAAByo/vQYU3JTA_8U/s1600/k9-wolves.jpg Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Didn't know Guthrie had a twin brother.

Aye, that was me, Stu, QBG, MKSC, Tall Striker and Slim. Interpolic was there as well, although he didn't play in the supporters match. I think I must have seen you as well, I take it Tall Striker is NSG (recognised him from that video). He was stood in a group talking next to the food stand outside. Wish I'd put 2 and 2 together, would have liked to have a nose at you irl.

Not only is his distribution shit, he takes so long to kick the fucking thing, allowing the other team to get back and organised easily.

Hart Johnson Terry Dawson Cole Lampard Wilshere Lennon Rooney Young Carroll

They didn't wake up until the third goal. When their fans did sing they were loud but they were dreadful today. We outsang them for the majority of the game. I was right by the divide so that may be why. In general home atmospheres are shit wherever you go nowadays, but they created a decent din. We started off well but obviously it tailed off slightly.

Best home atmosphere I've heard in a long while. But they're a massive bunch of mongs who live in a place that resembles Dresden circa 1945, I hope nothing but ill on them. They weren't four goals better but when we're as toothless as that upfront we're basically hoping for a 0-0 draw, game over as soon as Harper decided he couldn't be arsed.

CAPTAIN LEGEND

Fucking piss poor today. Why does he fuck about up front when the wingers have the ball? They have nothing on, he should be giving them an option, instead he's 25 yards away standing next to Ameobi??