ElDiablo

Best: Poland, England, Iran, Australia. Worst: Brazil, England, Denmark, Nigeria

This ref is as camp as Christmas. Love it.

Mein gott!

Who's getting the PCP in for when this is announced?

Depends who it is. Anything's better than the usual HT guff.

The further expansion of amazon tentacles. Read they're going to bid for a TV package in the next round too. Wish they'd just fuck off.

Allardyce will come in and beat us, no doubt.

3-0 home win. We will have 24% possession.

He looked a broken man the whole of last season, the stick he's going to get there might well push him over the edge. Genuinely a bit concerned for him.

Lovely.

Fancy another Lascelles goal here. I reckon they're weak defending on set pieces (based on absolutely nothing). 3-1.

I hate the way he runs with the ball, he runs ahead of it then has to stop to drag it forward again every 3 strides.

Bring back the Chancellor.

Kill him.

Predictably tragic. Just win on Saturday.

Hideous 1-0 loss.

Done my one week wildcard too, team is looking fresh.

Pelt him with beans on toast.

Harry Winks, pint in hand in a pub friday night. There was a load of guys on a stag and they seemed to be all Spurs, poor sod.

How grim is this going to be? Wow

Turned on about 2 mins before the goal. You're welcome.

Hmmmm? Wonder if that last line is based on anything concrete.

If they win you the title who gives a fuck. Getting a bit ahead of ourselves here. Ashley desperately pleading for bidders in the media and suddenly we're debating how we'd feel when we win the league.

It's more the instant gratification aspect. Just buying a load of immensely talented mercenaries doesn't really appeal.