ElDiablo

For goals to pound ratio we should've gone for Jon Walters.

Happy we stepped aside for Iheanacho. He's someone who's clearly got talent but there's definitely question marks over how well he'll transition into a team where he'll have to work a lot harder in all departments to be successful.

Would he even get in their side? They seem to have better options everywhere he could play.

15m is probably about right for Hart I reckon. 120k a week isn't though.

If only the sponsor didn't look like something out of Blade Runner.

Another one who's balding. Hmmmmm

Grosicki and Huddlestone.

Prediction: Lejeune in on Friday. Followed by a development squad signing the following Thursday. That'll be it for the next two weeks.

Went twice in Norwich when I lived up there, it's a brilliant day.

Thanks for the sig, next time I turn them on.

Lots of people wetting their knickers over a load of absolute toss on twitter and in the Sun, calm down, ffs. Edit - I take that back actually. There wasn't lots of people. I'm just sick to the back teeth of the hand-wringing in this thread.

Absolutely pwned you idiots If I'd tweeted it would you have believed it though?

Press conference at 2.30pm - SSN

Same pronunciation as dejeuner?

Still annoyed we weren't in for Begovic. £10m ffs.

Look a beaten side already. Don't think we've made a tackle in the second half.

Nonsense, utter nonsense.

Not quite Cabaye levels but he's pretty handsome. Approved.

Personally I need a new signing every other week to keep me going. Currently got the transfer shakes.

Woeful timing.

Nice one.

Goodbye cruel world.

No.

There's a lot of championship standard goals in that video. Just saying, please don't hurt me. Edit - Not his finishing or movement. But the defending/keeping is rancid.